Today, I decided to be responsible and call a cab to take my drunk ass home from the bar. As I climbed into the cab, I was quickly pulled back out and had the shit beaten out of me by a group of drunk guys who thought they needed the ride more. The police soon arrived and arrested us all. FML
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Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, I went out drinking with my friends. Being safe as we were a little intoxicated, we took a taxi back. The cab driver was also drunk. FML
Today, I took a cab ride home from a bar. After a few minutes of horrible driving, I felt sick. The cab driver got so mad she locked me in the car and started driving me to the cops unless I payed her extra. Basically, I paid $120 for a five-minute cab ride. FML
Today, I was the designated driver. On the way home with my drunk friends, they decide to give me a beer shower. I swerved, and was pulled over by a cop moments after. I was the only one arrested. FML
Today, my friend got drunk. We tried to get him into a cab, he punched me in the face, three chavs then accosted me, accusing me of trying to mug him. I was then beaten up by said chavs and then the police charged me for being drunk and disorderly. FML
Today, I watched a drunk guy getting thrown out of a bar, then get tased on the sidewalk outside. He was our designated driver. FML
Today, I went to a bar with a close friend. She got drunk and was feeling sick, so I carried her to my car to take her to her house. Some stranger accused me of drugging her and tackled me with her in my arms. She threw up on me, and he took off running without an apology. FML
Today, I got shitfaced at a club. A cute girl I'd met earlier in the evening offered to drive me home in my car and spend the night with me. She crashed my car and did a runner before the cops showed up. They wouldn't believe my story. I now have a wrecked car and a DUI. FML
Today, I went out drinking with my friends. At the end of the night I got a cab ride home. I must have passed out because when I woke up I wasn’t at my place, but my parent’s house, which is the address on my license…120 miles away. The fare was $220. FML
Today, I was taking a taxi home after drinking too much. I started to feel sick and, not wanting to be charged the cab cleaning fee, threw up into my handbag instead. When we got to my place I then had to fish through my bag for my wallet to pay the driver. FML
Today, I got chased, threatened and assaulted by a cab driver because I wouldn't take the credit card receipt. FML
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Top comments
hotPinklipstick 24
I'm sure this is the epitome of FML. Sorry OP, at least you were trying to be responsible.
Harpy20 24
Screaming 'rape' usually stops all action.
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Comments (118)
andrew6p 19
:)
GracesDelirium 9
This comment was meant for another comment....*landsharks*
wdd2 5
Damn, that sounds like fun, at least you managed to do the responsible thing, kudos.
capslockisgood 19
Yeah, getting beat up by a group of drunks is always a hoot.
GracesDelirium 9
That's really unfair, but you obviously aren't in jail, since you wrote this FML...be optimistic? But still, FYL. And good job being responsible. :D
retyi43 14
at least the cab driver was a witness to what happened. right?
Warmonger_Smurf 29
Take this as a lesson, always drink in packs.
Welshite 40
I always drink in a pack. I grab a couple bottles and then stuff myself into my largest duffel bag.
unknown_user5566 27
This has to be one of the top 5 truest "your life suck" votes that I've ever made. Kudos to you for being responsible, OP. Don't let this incident deter you from calling a cab in the future.
senor_awesome 14
Hopefully it doesn't deter anyone else from doing the right thing either.
magicdancer 4
Dang. You didn't even do anything wrong!
meso222 8
Technicaly no, but legaly: public intoxication, being part of a fight, and disturbing the peace. Depends how the cop wants to handle it, and how many other drunkards they had to deal with that night.
lelo007 11
Public intoxication would be the only one the cops could really peg him with. It isn't OP's fault he was involved in the fight or the disturbance of the peace, it was the group that initiated the fight. OP is a victim.
Stormdriven37 6
Good on you OP, most people drunk off their ass wouldn't be half as intelligent. I'm sorry you were beat up and arrested though.
alwayswinning123 7
**** THE POLICE!
MindFreakazoid 10
Hey, Charlie Sheen! Where you been?
alwayswinning123 7
**** THE POLICE!