Transportation: Today, I decided to be responsible and call a cab to take my...

By ronboy - 26/11/2012 23:11 - United States - Columbus

Today, I decided to be responsible and call a cab to take my drunk ass home from the bar. As I climbed into the cab, I was quickly pulled back out and had the shit beaten out of me by a group of drunk guys who thought they needed the ride more. The police soon arrived and arrested us all. FML

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By THOMASisMYname - 06/07/2011 17:06 - Canada

Today, I went out drinking with my friends. Being safe as we were a little intoxicated, we took a taxi back. The cab driver was also drunk. FML

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By Alexis - 16/01/2017 15:14

Today, I took a cab ride home from a bar. After a few minutes of horrible driving, I felt sick. The cab driver got so mad she locked me in the car and started driving me to the cops unless I payed her extra. Basically, I paid $120 for a five-minute cab ride. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/08/2011 06:49 - United States

Today, I was the designated driver. On the way home with my drunk friends, they decide to give me a beer shower. I swerved, and was pulled over by a cop moments after. I was the only one arrested. FML

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By DrunkenValor - 06/09/2009 04:03 - United Kingdom

Today, my friend got drunk. We tried to get him into a cab, he punched me in the face, three chavs then accosted me, accusing me of trying to mug him. I was then beaten up by said chavs and then the police charged me for being drunk and disorderly. FML

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By brodinn - 11/04/2014 13:48 - United States - Florence

Today, I watched a drunk guy getting thrown out of a bar, then get tased on the sidewalk outside. He was our designated driver. FML

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By justafriend - 28/05/2017 00:00

Today, I went to a bar with a close friend. She got drunk and was feeling sick, so I carried her to my car to take her to her house. Some stranger accused me of drugging her and tackled me with her in my arms. She threw up on me, and he took off running without an apology. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/01/2015 22:14 - United States - Baltimore

Today, I got shitfaced at a club. A cute girl I'd met earlier in the evening offered to drive me home in my car and spend the night with me. She crashed my car and did a runner before the cops showed up. They wouldn't believe my story. I now have a wrecked car and a DUI. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/09/2009 08:12 - United States

Today, I went out drinking with my friends. At the end of the night I got a cab ride home. I must have passed out because when I woke up I wasn’t at my place, but my parent’s house, which is the address on my license…120 miles away. The fare was $220. FML

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TW: gross

By Unimpressed - 03/06/2009 10:40 - Australia

Today, I was taking a taxi home after drinking too much. I started to feel sick and, not wanting to be charged the cab cleaning fee, threw up into my handbag instead. When we got to my place I then had to fish through my bag for my wallet to pay the driver. FML

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By Rob - 09/10/2010 04:09 - United States

Today, I got chased, threatened and assaulted by a cab driver because I wouldn't take the credit card receipt. FML

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hotPinklipstick 24

Tuesday 27 November 2012 0:52

I'm sure this is the epitome of FML. Sorry OP, at least you were trying to be responsible.

Harpy20 24

Tuesday 27 November 2012 0:53

Screaming 'rape' usually stops all action.

Comments

lawls79 14

Tuesday 27 November 2012 1:26

This exact thing happened to me on new years 2011

Quinn32 16

Tuesday 27 November 2012 4:16

I can't help but wonder if you mean January 1, 2011 or December 31, 2011 but maybe I'm just crazy...yep I'm crazy.

Tidus0 17

Tuesday 27 November 2012 1:33

It's just a legal thing. Due to the nature of having alcohol in systems the police will take all people involved back to the station where they will collect a statement from everyone and collect any footage from any surveillance cameras. The OP should have been fine if he was purely innocent.

Steve95401 49

Tuesday 27 November 2012 1:35

This wasn't quite the ride that OP had in mind.

gracehi 31

Tuesday 27 November 2012 1:55

Sweet! You got a ride for free!

ICastillo 24

Tuesday 27 November 2012 2:04

A free ride to the slammer with the health inspector.

gracehi 31

Tuesday 27 November 2012 2:09

A free doctor's exam too? Wow! With the rate at which health care costs are rising, OP sure is accruing a lot of awesome savings!

ICastillo 24

Tuesday 27 November 2012 3:53

Nevermind if you haven't seen the Boondocks cartoon you won't get the joke.

SoylentCandycorn 10

Tuesday 27 November 2012 2:04

Whenever I hear things like this, the only part that brings me any comfort is that drunken animals like the ones who attacked OP usually end up pissing off someone even more psychotic then they are sooner or later.

alwayswinning123 7

Tuesday 27 November 2012 2:26

**** THE POLICE!

icadragoon 11

Tuesday 27 November 2012 2:32

Looks like you should bring a DD whenever you go drinking.

frottiejoy 7

Tuesday 27 November 2012 2:52

at least you tried to do the right thing

frottiejoy 7

Tuesday 27 November 2012 2:52

at least you tried to do the right thing

poupoule24 2

Tuesday 27 November 2012 2:57

Thanks for trying to do the right thing. Just this past weekend a kid who went to my school was walking on the side of the road and got hit by a drunk driver and was killed. You could've just saved a life.