Price of love

By that kind of girl - 02/04/2014 00:02 - Canada - Mississauga

Today, a man asked me on a date. It's been so long, I accepted immediately. He began quoting what seemed like random numbers to me, and it took me a few minutes to work out what he meant. Not only was I mistaken for a prostitute, I'm also worth, at most, $60. FML
I agree, your life sucks 45 274
You deserved it 4 941
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coach321 7
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At least you know your price if you ever get into that business...

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iampoughkeepsie 11
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I once heard girl/boyfriends cost 3 potato, so $60 is pretty good when you think about it...

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R3C0V3RY101 10
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Hook up with a hooker?

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emmingle 24

You should have been like, "Oh sweetie, don't be so down on yourself. You're worth at least $75."

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emmingle 24
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I understand. I'm referring to the in-the-moment, seemingly out of place numbers that Mr. Right was spouting.

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joseph19921992 10
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I'm sure that that response would've put him in a state of depression for years.

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asherm 15
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I think she meant that OP should say that to the guy since he just started quoting numbers, to turn it back on him to insult him

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CaiDog 20

#27 It's still not even slightly funny.

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peacheso 31
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I agree #44. And besides, how was she supposed to know he thought she was a prostitute?

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coach321 7
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At least you know your price if you ever get into that business...

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thatsdndn1 19
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That was rude:0

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greeneyebeauty9 28
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Or a joke. but ya know, people seem to not know the difference these days.

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vespergreen 17
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Honey, don't ever settle for less :)

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iampoughkeepsie 11
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I once heard girl/boyfriends cost 3 potato, so $60 is pretty good when you think about it...

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JoshTheTacoMan 19
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MY FELLOW TUMBLR USER, YOU ARE THE ONE TO FINALLY QUOTE THE BET POST EVER.

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Chellec2013 28
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Can I favorite a comment? Tumblr users unite!

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Harpy20 24
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damn potato

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raphanne_fml 33
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Any Ticklrs on here while we're at it?

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paigexox0 37
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Oh my god its up to 3 potato??? It was only 2 last time i checked! I had just saved up enough :(

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TheGreatPotato 19
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Good lord, my kind is currency now?

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XIceBlueX 21

The recession really hit us hard

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LynxieLynx 17
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Tumblr took my life and ruined it.

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Earths_Venus 25
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You fell for it hooker line and sinker.

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minna97 14
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Hey man, in this economy.... nah that still sucks

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gracehi 31
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$60??? Damn. I knew I shoulda asked for more.

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cleary30 13

Damn economy.

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thatnucca 36
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I wonder what math he did to arrive at that amount... Must be some really interesting variables at play...

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