Price of love

By that kind of girl - 02/04/2014 00:02 - Canada - Mississauga

Today, a man asked me on a date. It's been so long, I accepted immediately. He began quoting what seemed like random numbers to me, and it took me a few minutes to work out what he meant. Not only was I mistaken for a prostitute, I'm also worth, at most, $60. FML
I agree, your life sucks 45 297
You deserved it 4 949

Same thing different taste

Top comments

At least you know your price if you ever get into that business...

I once heard girl/boyfriends cost 3 potato, so $60 is pretty good when you think about it...

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You should have been like, "Oh sweetie, don't be so down on yourself. You're worth at least $75."

I understand. I'm referring to the in-the-moment, seemingly out of place numbers that Mr. Right was spouting.

I'm sure that that response would've put him in a state of depression for years.

I think she meant that OP should say that to the guy since he just started quoting numbers, to turn it back on him to insult him

CaiDog 20

#27 It's still not even slightly funny.

I agree #44. And besides, how was she supposed to know he thought she was a prostitute?

At least you know your price if you ever get into that business...

Or a joke. but ya know, people seem to not know the difference these days.

I once heard girl/boyfriends cost 3 potato, so $60 is pretty good when you think about it...

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Oh my god its up to 3 potato??? It was only 2 last time i checked! I had just saved up enough :(

XIceBlueX 21

The recession really hit us hard

You fell for it hooker line and sinker.

Hey man, in this economy.... nah that still sucks

$60??? Damn. I knew I shoulda asked for more.

I wonder what math he did to arrive at that amount... Must be some really interesting variables at play...