Price of love

By that kind of girl - 02/04/2014 00:02 - Canada - Mississauga

Today, a man asked me on a date. It's been so long, I accepted immediately. He began quoting what seemed like random numbers to me, and it took me a few minutes to work out what he meant. Not only was I mistaken for a prostitute, I'm also worth, at most, $60. FML
I agree, your life sucks 45 221
You deserved it 4 929

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At least you know your price if you ever get into that business...

I once heard girl/boyfriends cost 3 potato, so $60 is pretty good when you think about it...

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Hook up with a hooker?

You should have been like, "Oh sweetie, don't be so down on yourself. You're worth at least $75."

I understand. I'm referring to the in-the-moment, seemingly out of place numbers that Mr. Right was spouting.

I'm sure that that response would've put him in a state of depression for years.

I think she meant that OP should say that to the guy since he just started quoting numbers, to turn it back on him to insult him

#27 It's still not even slightly funny.

I agree #44. And besides, how was she supposed to know he thought she was a prostitute?

At least you know your price if you ever get into that business...

That was rude:0

Or a joke. but ya know, people seem to not know the difference these days.

Honey, don't ever settle for less :)

I once heard girl/boyfriends cost 3 potato, so $60 is pretty good when you think about it...

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Can I favorite a comment? Tumblr users unite!

damn potato

Any Ticklrs on here while we're at it?

Oh my god its up to 3 potato??? It was only 2 last time i checked! I had just saved up enough :(

Good lord, my kind is currency now?

The recession really hit us hard

Tumblr took my life and ruined it.

You fell for it hooker line and sinker.

Hey man, in this economy.... nah that still sucks

$60??? Damn. I knew I shoulda asked for more.

Damn economy.

I wonder what math he did to arrive at that amount... Must be some really interesting variables at play...