Today, I decided to not wear makeup for the first time. My boyfriend asked me if I got punched in the face. FML
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Today, my boyfriend saw me without make-up for the first time we've been dating for two years. He freaked because he didn't know who I was. FML
Today, I decided not to wear any makeup. I got told 13 times at work that I looked ill. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me I can stop using makeup, because it's "not working." FML
Today, I went into work for the first time without make-up. My boss thought I looked so tired and ill that he sent me home. FML
Today, my boyfriend asked me if I wear makeup much. Expecting him to say something about my natural beauty, I replied with an honest, "No." His smiled softly, gently squeezed my shoulder, and said, "Maybe you should." FML
Today, all of my friends and teachers asked me what was wrong because I looked sad and tired. One kid even said that I looked like "an abused housewife the day after." I was fine. It was the first time I went to school without wearing any makeup. FML
Today, I went to school without makeup. No one recognized me. FML
Today, I didn't put any makeup on my acne-ridden and newly sun-burnt face. Today was also the first time I've ever run into my crush outside of work, all while trying to parallel park in a car that hasn't been washed in 6 months. I hit the car behind me. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me I'm beautiful. Before I could thank him, he continued, "Too bad it takes a shit-load of makeup." FML
Today, while hanging out with my boyfriend, I started getting ready for bed. As I grabbed my face wipes, he said, “Wait, don't take off your makeup because then you'll be ugly.“ FML
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Top comments
astoryofroses 9
That's the thing with wearing make up all the time: no one appreciates your true beauty since they're all used to the fake you :( fyl OP
Betz 10
"No sweetheart, but you will be!" *punch*
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Comments (189)
thisismeFMLing 0
I told my wife to stop wearing makeup because it's retarded that women think materialistic things are gonna make them look better. YDI op!
mypanda_fml 0
Well the means he loves your true beauty
SqueakyChipmunk 22
So what you're saying is: He loves girls who look like somebody punched them? Who is he, Ike Turner? Chris Brown? THIS DOESN'T MAKE SENSE.
rokrholic 3
Absolutely feelin no sympathy for you. You wanna cake on that shit to the point of bein unrecognizable, it's ur own doing. Wear less, he'll prolly appreciate that look more than ur version of "pretty".
mal2012 4
Dot bash him n fuss at him ladies. Stop wearing make up. Eat right, drink water, eaaattt right and u wont need makeup. I promise u. Experience speaking. Honestly many men dont care for makeup to much. Oh well, u be alright sweetie!
YesyDidWhat 0
I'm sorry OP but that's what happens when you get used to wearing makeup all the time. I mean look at those famous people on t.v, when they don't wear makeup they look older and very scary.
br0ccoli 15
I'm sure you wear makeup for you so his thoughts are irrelevant anyway. Walk with pride either way. Life is too short.
jknice 0
you know you still let him hit it.. clown face and nothing else on.
savyk2014 6
That doesn't mean you're hideous, thy just means there's a huge difference in when you wear make-up and when you don't! But still FYL
Lizza330 28
I don't get why people always wear make-up. I can't stand having stuff all over my face. Especially when my face itches. If I did wear make-up it would only be cover up. And maybe eyeliner. But anyways, sorry about your boyfriend. Maybe you just happened to be in weird lighting.
Ceejay1 13
He was just joking ,but he's ****** up for not turning around & saying something sweet to .