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Today, I decided I would eat healthy in order to lose weight. Feeling powerful, I threw away all of the icecream in my freezer. An hour later, I picked the icecream carton out of the garbage and ate the entire half-melted carton. FML

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YDI. If you can't control your cravings that badly, then you need to throw it away and KEEP it away.

Sorry, that is disgusting. I've never heard of anyone who has such a lack of self control.

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I think they were agreeing with you, but whatever. No ill will or anything. Much like the vast majority of comments on any FML, I made the remark not only because I could, but I didn't feel like just regurgitating the basic response.

Eww, man. YDI.

thewoozy1 0

FAIL.

debbiedowner2 0

While I do think it's disgusting to eat food from the trash, the OP may have an eating disorder in which is hard for them to handle. So instead of calling him/her "pathetic" maybe you should not be so judgmental. Who are you to judge me And the life that I live? I know that I'm not perfect And that I don't claim to be. So before you point your fingers, Be sure your hands are clean. ---Bob Marley

NoBounceNoPlay 0

What a fat thing to do, lol.

qwertyuiop8989 0

SELF-CONTROL HONEY SELF-CONTROL.......GET SOME OF IT.

^^^ annoying

Stupid fatass.

ew. have some self control...

um... this isn't really an fml, you're just fat and stupid