Miscellaneous, Friends, Social Media and Snapchat: Priorities, dude

Priorities, dude

By Anonymous - 06/09/2019 14:00

Today, my friend told me I was a terrible person and didn't care about our friendship. Why? Because I broke our Snapchat streak by working and sleeping, instead of being on my phone. FML

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RichardPencil 30

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RichardPencil 30

Friday 6 September 2019 17:07

Yeah, you can sleep when you're dead. Snapchat streaks cannot be repaired.

Sinshine 28

Friday 6 September 2019 18:25

Maybe they were talking to themselves?

Gubbon 17

Friday 6 September 2019 20:38

What's a snapchat streak?

Major_Haywire 7

Friday 6 September 2019 22:12

It’s when you streak in the mall while on Snapchat..... I think

raven_of_azarath 34

Saturday 7 September 2019 15:43

When you and a friend send snaps (specifically the picture, not chat) to each other for consecutive days. And you both have to send one.

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