By Geese Ahoy - 14/11/2016 17:00 - United States - Elizabeth 5 2 1 37 Today, I was reading on a park bench not far from a grassy spot and a pond. A flock of geese landed on the grassy patch and began to eat some grass. I thought that I may be bothering the geese, but decided if I left them alone, they'd leave me alone as well. I was wrong. Geese are assholes. FML I agree, your life sucks 10 185 You deserved it 1 066 Tweet Share
By Nic - 13/09/2016 20:16 - United States - Orlando 5 1 40 15 Today, for the first time in months, a potential employer was willing to give me a job. On my way out of the interview, I tripped over and broke a 1000 dollar glass table. FML I agree, your life sucks 12 028 You deserved it 1 144 Tweet Share