Today, I cut my finger at work while chopping some vegetables. I grabbed the nearest rag I could to stop the bleeding and put it on the cut. I didn't know the rag had just been used to clean up a lemon juice spill. FML
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Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, I was cooking dinner for my children, managing for once not to screw up and hurt myself. Then, while chopping vegetables, I accidentally sliced my finger open. The same finger that was still covered in juice from a lemon I'd just squeezed. FML
Today, while working at a fine-dining restaurant, I was dicing veggies. I was paying such close attention to make sure the veggies were all the same size, that I managed to cut off the tip of my thumb. FML
Today, I got a bad cut on my dominant hand while at work. My boss decided to order me to juice lemons... all 300 of them. FML
Today, I cut my hand on nothing while at work. It bled so much, I began to feel woozy, and everyone kept brushing me off when I asked where the first aid kits were. FML
Today, I was washing the dishes when I gave myself a nasty gash on my leg from the open dishwasher door. After five minutes of cleaning up the blood and wrapping it up, I came back to finish the job only to drop a plate and send broken shards into my foot. FML
Today, while trying to put something into the almost full waste bin, I cut myself with a razor blade that my son had thrown in there. It was surprisingly sharp, and my finger started pissing blood. FML
Today, while demonstrating our new meat slicer at work, and after sharpening the blade at the end of the demonstration, I noticed some metal powder. I grabbed a rag to wipe it off, not realizing the blade was still in the “open” position. I now have six stitches and a really painful finger. FML
Today, I was working in a deli when I cut more meat than I intended; I basically removed my fingerprint via the deli slicer. FML
Today, I was working at a fast food restaurant when I cut my hand. There was a good amount of blood flowing out so I ran to my manager and asked where the first aid kit was. He then picked up a washcloth and some tape and handed it to me. FML
Today, while I was at work in a machine shop, I cut myself really bad. Not with any of the sharp tools, drills, or metals I work with. Just the soap dispenser. FML
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Top comments
Maygen 5
look on the bright side, lemon juice tends to cauterize cuts
hj5 0
ouch but at least your cut smells lemon fresh.
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Comments (66)
TotchiNeko 0
lol
jeaniechic 0
ow.
WilHernandez 0
yeah that happens to me bit I had a paper cut and I laid it in se salt I have spilled on the counter
rwac07 0
ouchhh
daneeyoll 0
holy shit ouch
Famouss55 0
that sucks!
OkageStarr 0
I once cut my thumb two thirds of the way off while slicing a lemon. And the knife I was using was serrated. I'll never do that again.
mahamii_93 0
OUCH!!
_elly_beth_ 0
Ouch. I have really dry skin and in the winter it tends to crack. Whenever I cook with lemons I have to wear gloves so it doesn't sting.
lisareading1 0
haha the best part is this hot nerd has cut his finger at least 4 times at his work already. you had it coming ryan. haha and your life is fml. at least your #1