Animals: Today, I contemplated the ratio of cats I have to friends I have.... - FML

By Anonymous - 18/10/2012 05:33 - United States

Today, I contemplated the ratio of cats I have to friends I have. I need more friends. FML

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Today, I got a promotion. I was really excited until I realized that the only friend I had to celebrate with was my pet cat. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/10/2009 08:22 - United States

Today, my friend asked me if I could watch her mother's cats while they go on vacation. I agreed since her house is on my way to work. When I talked to her mother, I found out she has 30-something cats. She reckons she lost count. FML

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80skid 15

Thursday 18 October 2012 16:06

Or less cats.

Snazzy_Snaz 17

Thursday 18 October 2012 16:08

Having more friends would be purrfect

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natalia18oo 12

Thursday 18 October 2012 17:23

Haha I just realized the same thing last night too, what are the odds?! I have 4 cats how many do you have? Lol

perdix 29

Thursday 18 October 2012 17:24

No, go all-in for cats and drive that cat:friend ratio to infinity. The cats will always agree with everything your say. Friends are not nearly as reliable.

gc327072 30

Thursday 18 October 2012 18:43

But cats don't give a flying **** about your well being, and unlike dogs, wouldn't care if you died.

Donat96 20

Friday 19 October 2012 0:57

Neither do my friends, #44. :(

stitesy29 18

Thursday 18 October 2012 17:31

Once you hit 40, you're screwed.

lilhellian 26

Thursday 18 October 2012 18:33

You can say one thing. You rub more pussy than anyone else:).

nerdsgetmehot 22

Thursday 18 October 2012 18:48

You and me both...

cmb8280 24

Thursday 18 October 2012 20:14

Cats > Friends

viomartyr 4

Thursday 18 October 2012 21:52

Implying that cats aren't friends. There's your problem.

noisebox 1

Thursday 18 October 2012 21:53

Just make sure they ain't *******!

annalily5 28

Thursday 18 October 2012 22:26

Oh silly, cats are friends! Who needs human interaction anyhow?

panda_burrito 2

Thursday 18 October 2012 22:54

**** you

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