Anonymous
United States
Today, I contemplated the ratio of cats I have to friends I have. I need more friends. FML
Collection
Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
United States
Today, I realized I have more dogs than I do friends. I have two dogs. FML
Anonymous
South Africa
The cliché
Today, I realised that I can tell my 6 cats apart by the sound of their paws on the carpet. I think I need friends. FML
crazycatlady
This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff
United States
Never enough
Today, I realized the number of cats I currently have is higher than the number of guys I've ever dated. FML
owew
Today, I don't know anyone in the city where I just moved. I felt really lonely so I picked up my cat to try and cuddle with her. She freaked out and ripped my face apart. She ran then away to go play with the cats outside. Even my cat has more friends than me. FML
Anonymous
In a bad place
Today, while scrolling through my contact list, I realized I have more therapists and support workers than I do friends. FML
Anonymous
Green Bay, United States
Today, I came home and saw my cat all snuggled up with another cat on the sofa. I thought it was the cutest thing ever, until I remembered that I only have one cat. FML
sal
Canada
Unloveable
Today, I adopted a cat, thinking it would make my life a little less lonely. Within an hour, the cat ran away. Not even animals want to be around me. FML
Anonymous
Good boy, best boy
Today, I realised that I have a better relationship with my cat than I do with my boyfriend. FML
ktwithaq
United States
Today, I got a promotion. I was really excited until I realized that the only friend I had to celebrate with was my pet cat. FML
Anonymous
United States
Cuteness overload
Today, my friend asked me if I could watch her mother's cats while they go on vacation. I agreed since her house is on my way to work. When I talked to her mother, I found out she has 30-something cats. She reckons she lost count. FML
Top comments
80skid 15
Or less cats.
Snazzy_Snaz 17
Having more friends would be purrfect
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Comments (94)
natalia18oo 12
Haha I just realized the same thing last night too, what are the odds?! I have 4 cats how many do you have? Lol
perdix 31
No, go all-in for cats and drive that cat:friend ratio to infinity. The cats will always agree with everything your say. Friends are not nearly as reliable.
gc327072 31
But cats don't give a flying **** about your well being, and unlike dogs, wouldn't care if you died.
Donat96 20
Neither do my friends, #44. :(
stitesy29 18
Once you hit 40, you're screwed.
lilhellian 27
You can say one thing. You rub more pussy than anyone else:).
nerdsgetmehot 23
You and me both...
cmb8280 24
Cats > Friends
viomartyr 4
Implying that cats aren't friends. There's your problem.
noisebox 1
Just make sure they ain't *******!
annalily5 28
Oh silly, cats are friends! Who needs human interaction anyhow?
panda_burrito 2
**** you