Anonymous
United States
Today, I contemplated the ratio of cats I have to friends I have. I need more friends. FML
Collection
Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
United States
Today, I realized I have more dogs than I do friends. I have two dogs. FML
Anonymous
South Africa
The cliché
Today, I realised that I can tell my 6 cats apart by the sound of their paws on the carpet. I think I need friends. FML
crazycatlady
This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff
United States
Never enough
Today, I realized the number of cats I currently have is higher than the number of guys I've ever dated. FML
owew
Today, I don't know anyone in the city where I just moved. I felt really lonely so I picked up my cat to try and cuddle with her. She freaked out and ripped my face apart. She ran then away to go play with the cats outside. Even my cat has more friends than me. FML
Anonymous
In a bad place
Today, while scrolling through my contact list, I realized I have more therapists and support workers than I do friends. FML
Anonymous
Green Bay, United States
Today, I came home and saw my cat all snuggled up with another cat on the sofa. I thought it was the cutest thing ever, until I remembered that I only have one cat. FML
sal
Canada
Unloveable
Today, I adopted a cat, thinking it would make my life a little less lonely. Within an hour, the cat ran away. Not even animals want to be around me. FML
Anonymous
Good boy, best boy
Today, I realised that I have a better relationship with my cat than I do with my boyfriend. FML
ktwithaq
United States
Today, I got a promotion. I was really excited until I realized that the only friend I had to celebrate with was my pet cat. FML
Anonymous
United States
Cuteness overload
Today, my friend asked me if I could watch her mother's cats while they go on vacation. I agreed since her house is on my way to work. When I talked to her mother, I found out she has 30-something cats. She reckons she lost count. FML
Top comments
80skid 15
Or less cats.
Snazzy_Snaz 17
Having more friends would be purrfect
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Comments (94)
KMtheDrummer 6
But it might be better to have more false friends than cats. Just sayin.
ninjaboy18 6
Op is feeline kind of lonely and needs some friends to purrk him or her up.
egghead1280 6
But you can't hug every cat
zebramedic 10
Challenge accepted right meow!
LennyComa 39
Join a sports team (as long as,your healthy should find a amature team in some sport, helps if you like sport to), builds confidence and its an excellent way to meet new people and make friends. Or a club that you are interested in.
cpucooler 4
Look on the bright side: if you find one more friend you'll have one cat and one friend, a 1:1 ratio!
Posthuman 26
Those cats are what's scaring away the people: OP: Hey...you...wanna see my pussy ? Stranger: ummm er... *runs away in horror* OP: *holds up cat* why do they always run...
PipingMouse 14
Amazingly cool yet vaguely scary picture. (Random Comment Alert :P)
xpheonix57 7
You and me both.
DustyStorm 16
John?
Griffin10 5
Crazy cat person
klimajake 5
Please get a life :)