Anonymous
United States
Today, I contemplated the ratio of cats I have to friends I have. I need more friends. FML
Collection
Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
United States
Today, I realized I have more dogs than I do friends. I have two dogs. FML
Anonymous
South Africa
The cliché
Today, I realised that I can tell my 6 cats apart by the sound of their paws on the carpet. I think I need friends. FML
crazycatlady
This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff
United States
Never enough
Today, I realized the number of cats I currently have is higher than the number of guys I've ever dated. FML
owew
Today, I don't know anyone in the city where I just moved. I felt really lonely so I picked up my cat to try and cuddle with her. She freaked out and ripped my face apart. She ran then away to go play with the cats outside. Even my cat has more friends than me. FML
Anonymous
In a bad place
Today, while scrolling through my contact list, I realized I have more therapists and support workers than I do friends. FML
Anonymous
Green Bay, United States
Today, I came home and saw my cat all snuggled up with another cat on the sofa. I thought it was the cutest thing ever, until I remembered that I only have one cat. FML
sal
Canada
Unloveable
Today, I adopted a cat, thinking it would make my life a little less lonely. Within an hour, the cat ran away. Not even animals want to be around me. FML
Anonymous
Good boy, best boy
Today, I realised that I have a better relationship with my cat than I do with my boyfriend. FML
ktwithaq
United States
Today, I got a promotion. I was really excited until I realized that the only friend I had to celebrate with was my pet cat. FML
Anonymous
United States
Cuteness overload
Today, my friend asked me if I could watch her mother's cats while they go on vacation. I agreed since her house is on my way to work. When I talked to her mother, I found out she has 30-something cats. She reckons she lost count. FML
Top comments
80skid 15
Or less cats.
Snazzy_Snaz 17
Having more friends would be purrfect
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Factor_fml 6
I wonder if OP has one cat. The ratio can get pretty big if you divide by zero.
KiddNYC1O 22
Hey, at least you still have friends!
Lindsefer 6
Hopefully you don't only have one cat...
ninjapuffy 4
I feel like you would argue with the cats who can't even talk back about having friends and still lose
TheJoeydark 4
Honestly a dog would help out, a nice one that can be around cats, after all if you adopt one from a shelter, you can take it to the park and it will help develop your social life.
PedroTall 0
Your premise is in dire straights. One good DOG makes up for 3 self full filing cats. Which care for themselves first, last and always. Beware of self serving cat " jokes" It seems a great number of low brows can type.
liberty1017 4
Don't worry! A true friend will come to you on the horizon. And treating everyone as a good friend, on the contrary, they will see you as a friend.
PedroTall 0
You sir, are much wiser than your years. Which in any case is worthy of a response. Also one reason you may actually be Awesome. Keep the studying in perspective. For there are few lovers of life around!
Phishhed44 2
Cats are evil and have parasites. Enjoy.
PedroTall 0
Cats are also self serving. Just like most politicians. Blame everyone and swear by Teflon . The trouble with cool aid is what's put in it. Take one good shot at bedtime, wake up rested. Alas I would rather befriend a dog then most humans.
TcheQ 12
COmputer games fill the void better, and are cheaper and die less.
GlobalGenocide 8
Solution! BBQ the cat's and invite some people over to partake in the festivities and eating, sure fire way to make new friends.