mylifesucks
Netherlands
Today, I celebrated my 21st birthday. My boyfriend of almost 3 years gave me a big pink vibrator. Thinking it was a joke I said: "I won't need this as long as I have you!" His reply: "That's what I wanted to talk to you about." FML
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effyourlife_ 0
at least he provided you with a replacement. how thoughtful
Ohnoitslindsay 0
Haha, don't worry about it too much. The vibrator will probably be better anyways.
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Comments (170)
equinoxe_fml 2
ahahahahahah this made my day i'm sorry, but...
Sakeyaki 0
Hope you have fun using that.
Aethren 0
Today is my girlfriend of 3 years 21st birthday. I gave her a big pink vibrator and broke up with her. I told her if she didn't like it she could **** herself. FML
jalopotan 8
pretty um ****** up :/
skateboarder0297 0
@ least when ur lonely and thinking abt him you can use it....
bartmasta 0
13# you aren't funny
clumsily_yours 12
I'm kind of curious what #13 said; it's been moderated (and I don't know how to see it if I can)--little help please?
KelMarCos 3
you can't see it. it's been moderated so that people can't read it anymore. it was prolly inappropriate.
vix3 0
damn. that must suck.
asxp10 0
Sorry, but I kinda laughed. That sucks though. FYL
Aethren 0
#15 yes I am
jacklol 0
#13, fail
gir321 0
#13 needs a life. fail at commenting an fml. FYL. and atleast you got a vibrator (: