Today, I caught my wife slipping penis enlargement pills into my coffee. FML
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Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Same thing different taste
Today, I found out that my husband thinks I'm fat when I caught him slipping diet pills into my morning smoothie. FML
Today, I caught my pregnant wife trying to suck milk from her breasts. FML
Today, I confronted my wife because I thought the many hours a day she spends at a local coffee shop were so she could smoke. Turns out she's cheating on me. FML
Today, I found out why I can't sleep at night. My wife switched my sleep aid pills with energy pills. FML
Sneaky hand shandy
Today, I took advantage of the fact that my wife was sleeping to watch porn on my computer. I put headphones on so that she wouldn't hear, but It wasn't until she came out of the bedroom that I realised I hadn't plugged them in properly. FML
Classic Dave
Today, I walked in on my husband masturbating into the kitchen sink. FML
Today, my wife packed my lunch. Inside of my lunchbox was a photo of her eating my sandwiches. FML
Mysterious
Today, I found male enhancers hidden in the back of the car, which I'm assuming are my husband's, but we haven't been having sex. FML
Today, I walked in on my husband jacking off to a photo of himself. FML
Today, I had to take Viagra. FML
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RebekahBrooke 9
oh my god :c that's so depressing.
RensM 22
Is that what is called a stiff cup-a-joe
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Comments (329)
Df3278 5
I tried those but im still only three inches still
hockeygurl1234 0
hhahhahahhaha .
laurencheese 7
how do you think she feels? we besides nothing..
hockeygurl1234 0
someone has a "one inch pinch" ;)
skoc 0
Sucks for u
cheeriously 4
I think you spelled Rebecca wrong unless your parents already knew you were going to be a ****
vassal44 9
could 15 min save you 15% on car insurance? is this situation awkwerd
jsloaner07 1
glad i dont have that prob, i'm happy with my 8 inches i was gifted with
Nemle22 4
She was trying to be discreet and not hurt your feelings or embarrass you. Be happy! Especially if the pills work. :P
hntr612 3
Just take the pills and make her happy!
rachbat00 0
You should thank her