ThisBlows
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I caught my wife slipping penis enlargement pills into my coffee. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
apparentfatty
Canada
Today, I found out that my husband thinks I'm fat when I caught him slipping diet pills into my morning smoothie. FML
Scott
United States
Today, I caught my pregnant wife trying to suck milk from her breasts. FML
SouthPaw
Baton Rouge, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I confronted my wife because I thought the many hours a day she spends at a local coffee shop were so she could smoke. Turns out she's cheating on me. FML
Blackfell
United States
Today, I found out why I can't sleep at night. My wife switched my sleep aid pills with energy pills. FML
Skylan
France 🌶️ Spicy
Sneaky hand shandy
Today, I took advantage of the fact that my wife was sleeping to watch porn on my computer. I put headphones on so that she wouldn't hear, but It wasn't until she came out of the bedroom that I realised I hadn't plugged them in properly. FML
Sarahir
🌶️ Spicy
Classic Dave
Today, I walked in on my husband masturbating into the kitchen sink. FML
Anonymous
American Canyon, United States
Today, my wife packed my lunch. Inside of my lunchbox was a photo of her eating my sandwiches. FML
Wifewithquestions
Clarksville, United States
Mysterious
Today, I found male enhancers hidden in the back of the car, which I'm assuming are my husband's, but we haven't been having sex. FML
Anonymous
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I walked in on my husband jacking off to a photo of himself. FML
aaah.
Caronport, Canada 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I had to take Viagra. FML
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RebekahBrooke 9
oh my god :c that's so depressing.
RensM 22
Is that what is called a stiff cup-a-joe
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Comments (329)
kvernati 0
You better hope they work! Obviously you are not pleasing her..... she may go find it else where
hardnerkid 8
Viagara
Taurus_ChicKa 37
Wow, that's harsh. I'm sorry but to me, that says the woman is a spoiled *****. She doesn't love you for you, she cares more about your penis size, and that's just stupid. Anyone else getting images of that Family Guy episode in their head? The one where Peter finds out that Chris is bigger than him? "I care about the size of your penis as much as you care about the size of my breasts." "OH MY GOD!"
thejedi08 10
how did you NOT notice? have fun! and remember if you have an erection over 4 hours, KEEP ON GOING!!!!
radiocaf 29
that is really bad. I'm sorry to hear that.
snike2 1
Thanks for the idea!
snike2 1
Ha so kidding! Put vaginal rejuvenation brochures in her purse!
Mythicleb 0
Start learning how to use your Tongue
Shortwright 4
take the advice
nico101bc 1
U Asian? IM JOKING calm down.......
umHeyWhatsUp 0
Your Asian.