Today, I caught my husband modeling my cute floral panties. All he could manage to say was "I love you." FML
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Today, I caught my husband trying on the sexy bra I bought to wear just for him. For shits and giggles, I made him try on my dress too. He looked better in it than I do. FML
Today, I left the house for a while and when I came back my husband was wearing my lacy lingerie. He looks better in it than I do. FML
Today, I sent my husband a bra and panties pic. He simply “Liked” it on iMessage. Yet he always comments, “Beautiful, hot, gorgeous, sexy, etc.” on bikini models he follows on Instagram’s photos, along with lovey dovey emojis. FML
Today, I put on some sexy lingerie, ready to have some fun with my husband. I found him in the living room, opening a bag of Doritos in front of the TV. He saw me and understood. Then he looked back at the Doritos, then back at me and said gravely, "No way, babe. No way." FML
Today, I put my boyfriend's t-shirt on and took sexy pictures with nothing else but panties. I then sent him the pictures. His reply was, "Can you wash that when you're done?" FML
Today, on the way out to buy groceries, my boyfriend asked if I'd like him to buy some of my favourite flowers. Happy with his rare show of affection, I said yes. When he returned, he gave me a bag of our usual brand of flour and laughed hysterically in my face. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I are on vacation. He was watching TV, and I thought I’d try to be sexy, so I walked in wearing lingerie. He smiled at me and said, “What the hell are you wearing?” FML
Today, I tried to surprise my husband by wearing something sexy to bed. He didn't say anything, just laughed and left the room for 10 minutes. The little confidence I had disappeared, so I changed, feeling stupid for thinking I could pull off sexy. He got mad at me for being confusing. FML
Today, I bought a new bra and panties and modeled them for my boyfriend. I thought he liked them, until mid-way through feeling me up, he decided he'd rather give me a massive wedgie. FML
Today, I decided to dress up sexy for my boyfriend. I put on cute undies and a corset because they made the most of my assets. The first thing my boyfriend said was, "The colours don't match." FML
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Top comments
phatdaddy62 23
cross dressing usually has little to do with gay. it's separate from sexual preference. it's still odd. but I've known several cross dressers with happy heterosexual marriages.
RezaDupontDC 0
Relax, it's not gay. You turn him on, and he's trying to imagine how it feels to be you.
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Comments (74)
Spaingirl123 0
What the hell do u expect him to say?!?!
snoosnoo 1
HUm wearing your panties doesn't necessarily mean he's a cross dresser. May just mean that he's curious LOL.
XxdarkangelxX13 0
well... he loves you :) lol
Loviinqx3 0
LOLOL! I was drinking cocoa and almost snorted it out - disgusting, I know - but it was too funny. Classic (:
abcpaula 0
haha aww how cute haha
junglebeats 1
thats just ****** up
AssDan 0
At least he wasn't wearing your "cute floral panties" and blowing your vibrator. That would have been alarming. Cute floral panties exist? That's like the least sexy sounding garment possible.
Lils123 0
LMAO OMFG.
Mr_holiday 0
Woulda be weirder if they were HIS panties..
anonybee 2
Awe, I feel for you. Kind of the same thing happened to me. Just be grateful that is all he is doing. :)