Today, I caught my husband modeling my cute floral panties. All he could manage to say was "I love you." FML
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Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Same thing different taste
Be careful what you wish for…
Today, I caught my husband trying on the sexy bra I bought to wear just for him. For shits and giggles, I made him try on my dress too. He looked better in it than I do. FML
Today, I left the house for a while and when I came back my husband was wearing my lacy lingerie. He looks better in it than I do. FML
Horny on main
Today, I sent my husband a bra and panties pic. He simply “Liked” it on iMessage. Yet he always comments, “Beautiful, hot, gorgeous, sexy, etc.” on bikini models he follows on Instagram’s photos, along with lovey dovey emojis. FML
Dorito Man
Today, I put on some sexy lingerie, ready to have some fun with my husband. I found him in the living room, opening a bag of Doritos in front of the TV. He saw me and understood. Then he looked back at the Doritos, then back at me and said gravely, "No way, babe. No way." FML
Today, I put my boyfriend's t-shirt on and took sexy pictures with nothing else but panties. I then sent him the pictures. His reply was, "Can you wash that when you're done?" FML
Good one
Today, on the way out to buy groceries, my boyfriend asked if I'd like him to buy some of my favourite flowers. Happy with his rare show of affection, I said yes. When he returned, he gave me a bag of our usual brand of flour and laughed hysterically in my face. FML
Expectations
Today, my boyfriend and I are on vacation. He was watching TV, and I thought I’d try to be sexy, so I walked in wearing lingerie. He smiled at me and said, “What the hell are you wearing?” FML
It's business time
Today, I tried to surprise my husband by wearing something sexy to bed. He didn't say anything, just laughed and left the room for 10 minutes. The little confidence I had disappeared, so I changed, feeling stupid for thinking I could pull off sexy. He got mad at me for being confusing. FML
Today, I bought a new bra and panties and modeled them for my boyfriend. I thought he liked them, until mid-way through feeling me up, he decided he'd rather give me a massive wedgie. FML
OCD
Today, I decided to dress up sexy for my boyfriend. I put on cute undies and a corset because they made the most of my assets. The first thing my boyfriend said was, "The colours don't match." FML
Top comments
phatdaddy62 23
cross dressing usually has little to do with gay. it's separate from sexual preference. it's still odd. but I've known several cross dressers with happy heterosexual marriages.
RezaDupontDC 0
Relax, it's not gay. You turn him on, and he's trying to imagine how it feels to be you.
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Comments (74)
snapper126 0
52nd?
omfgitsbug 0
I woulda died laughing if I came into my husband doing that.
DarkCookie_fml 1
hahah bug ! wonder whats the story behind it :)
omfgitsbug 0
behind my name?
RedPillSucks 33
Erm..... Was he modeling them alone or did he have an audience?
mrahhhhh 21
OP, you're just jealous because your husband rocks it better than you do :p
Moemoemoe_fml 0
I hope you kicked his butt, stretched up panties are a tragedy. D: You guys should shop for some in his size, or at least spares so he won't mess up your clothes. :)
Frenchtony 17
hahahahahaha
Flipflops4ever 0
Big deal-girls often wear their BF/husband's shirt, sneakers, sweaters...however in America there is such a restrictive role for men (beer, cars & sports, that's it!) that American girls suspect he is gay at almost anything from showing interest in art/drama to adventurous/kinky sex...
TheIrishJaneDoe 9
This is easily explained by silliness or curiosity. Women often talk about how wearing certain things makes them feel sexy; that idea dominates like, half of women's marketing. I can see how a guy would be tempted to try it too.
boopityboppity 11
Only half?
TheIrishJaneDoe 9
I was too busy trying to figure out how to get rid of the "like" without losing my train of thought to pay attention to the "half", I guess. I still failed. >.< I plead hunger-induced delirium.
Freeze_fml 17
Only women are allowed to crossdress.
5t3ff1k4h 47
Equality.
Freeze_fml 17
Sarcasm.
LukeNukem_fml 3
LOL well I guess that just proves he really meant it.