Today, I caught my husband modeling my cute floral panties. All he could manage to say was "I love you." FML
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Today, I caught my husband trying on the sexy bra I bought to wear just for him. For shits and giggles, I made him try on my dress too. He looked better in it than I do. FML
Today, I left the house for a while and when I came back my husband was wearing my lacy lingerie. He looks better in it than I do. FML
Today, I sent my husband a bra and panties pic. He simply “Liked” it on iMessage. Yet he always comments, “Beautiful, hot, gorgeous, sexy, etc.” on bikini models he follows on Instagram’s photos, along with lovey dovey emojis. FML
Today, I put on some sexy lingerie, ready to have some fun with my husband. I found him in the living room, opening a bag of Doritos in front of the TV. He saw me and understood. Then he looked back at the Doritos, then back at me and said gravely, "No way, babe. No way." FML
Today, I put my boyfriend's t-shirt on and took sexy pictures with nothing else but panties. I then sent him the pictures. His reply was, "Can you wash that when you're done?" FML
Today, on the way out to buy groceries, my boyfriend asked if I'd like him to buy some of my favourite flowers. Happy with his rare show of affection, I said yes. When he returned, he gave me a bag of our usual brand of flour and laughed hysterically in my face. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I are on vacation. He was watching TV, and I thought I’d try to be sexy, so I walked in wearing lingerie. He smiled at me and said, “What the hell are you wearing?” FML
Today, I tried to surprise my husband by wearing something sexy to bed. He didn't say anything, just laughed and left the room for 10 minutes. The little confidence I had disappeared, so I changed, feeling stupid for thinking I could pull off sexy. He got mad at me for being confusing. FML
Today, I bought a new bra and panties and modeled them for my boyfriend. I thought he liked them, until mid-way through feeling me up, he decided he'd rather give me a massive wedgie. FML
Today, I decided to dress up sexy for my boyfriend. I put on cute undies and a corset because they made the most of my assets. The first thing my boyfriend said was, "The colours don't match." FML
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Top comments
phatdaddy62 23
cross dressing usually has little to do with gay. it's separate from sexual preference. it's still odd. but I've known several cross dressers with happy heterosexual marriages.
RezaDupontDC 0
Relax, it's not gay. You turn him on, and he's trying to imagine how it feels to be you.
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Comments (74)
Smeagol648 0
well at least he likes your panties.
yummycupcakegirl 0
was it a thong?:) lol that would be 10x more funny!!
Dman1760 0
hahaha yes it would
warriorsoul 2
I think your husband might be gay...
RedPillSucks 33
Being a cross-dresser is not the same as being gay.
ucofresh 4
Warrior... You're just an idiot. Plain and simple. I'm guessing, by your logic of course, that women who wear mens boxers must all be lesbians, right? Please do yourself and everyone else a favor.... Don't post ignorant comments unless you know at least a little bit of what it is you're talking about.
1personinthiswor 0
LOL Wow. Did he have a lot of older sisters growing up?
lionandthelamb61 9
Probably not, or he wouldn't be so curious. He would be used to that kinda stuff by now.
phatdaddy62 23
cross dressing usually has little to do with gay. it's separate from sexual preference. it's still odd. but I've known several cross dressers with happy heterosexual marriages.
Moemoemoe_fml 0
Me too. People need to stop freaking out about something that's harmless and far more widespread than most think.
perkymsmae_fml 0
it makes me hot when my guy wears mine .... I feel like he truly belongs to me .... I claim him!!!
mistyshaiah 3
LMFAO
WannabeJew 0
Haha, it's not a big deal, OP. Just be GGG and see where it takes you. Your husband's potential fetish could really open up some great experiences for you. There are many happy marriages where one enjoys cross-dressing. It's all about your own reaction to it. Figure out how to work it to your advantage. Maybe there's a role-play scenario where he's the strict professor and you're the scared student. You've been too afraid to ask about...he'll just be wearing panties under his tweed :P Just remember GGG: good, giving, game.
msbrewski 2
yes! Savage Love can save this relationship!
MAGNAVOX 0
Perhaps he wants his balls to hang out freely? Or he's turning on you. Either way , for not wearing the panties yourself.
MAGNAVOX 0
* ydi
noscope_ftw 0
because everyone wears all the panties they own at one time right?
MAGNAVOX 0
you're ignorant.
evig_fml 16
your ignorant idiot not the other person they made a good point people don't wear all there underwear at once go choke and die :D
Telinaa 0
He might be ignorant, but he has a point.
TJammah 0
is this where you stop wearing panties to prevent this?
allupinyourmama 0
YDI for marrying a fag