By ScoozieBooze - 20/12/2012 18:17 - United States - Albuquerque

Today, I caught my dog chewing on a tampon applicator. I tried to grab it from him, but he wanted to play "keep away" and ran outside. Like a dumbass, I chased after him in my underwear, earning myself the attention of my neighbors on each side of my driveway. FML
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Pleonasm 35

Was it a bloodhound? Those bitches are crazy, period.

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ICastillo 24

That would be interesting, I bet you were yelling for penis to bring back your tampon applicator. The neighbors think you way crazy now.

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gioo_fml 6

How did your dog get outside....you open the door so you could get some attention???

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BobbieH 19

The applicator is just cardboard or plastic, it won't hurt your dog in anyway that should cause you to run outside, chasing them in your underwear.

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WolfFang2 2

Perdix: you comment on everything. it's almost as if your everywhere at the same time... OH **** I JUST SCARED MYSELF. jk lol

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TheyCallMeDamien 17

Thanx 4 the laugh because that visual cracked me up. I could totally imagine a dog doing that. :)

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fyl7899 12

55 - Wow, people will grasp at straws to say anything they can about Americans, even if it's a completely stupid accusation.

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