Today, I caught my boyfriend cheating on me. He claimed it wasn't cheating because he's not romantically attracted to her. FML
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Today, I caught my boyfriend cheating on me. His response? "It's not like I liked it." FML
Today, I found out through one of my friends that my boyfriend cheated on me. He says it doesn't count as cheating because he couldn't get it up. FML
Today, my now ex-boyfriend actually tried to justify his cheating by saying it doesn't count as cheating if the girl's bisexual. FML
Today, I caught my boyfriend of two years cheating on me. Instead of the usual excuses, he panicked and claimed he was my boyfriend's long-lost twin brother. He even tried to put on a fake accent. FML
Today, my now ex-boyfriend actually claimed that his cheating didn't count because A) the other girl is his lab partner, and B) she's overweight. FML
Today, I finally found out whether or not my boyfriend is cheating on me. Turns out he isn't. He is cheating on his wife, with me. FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend cheated on me with his dad's ex-girlfriend. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me, because he didn't trust himself not to cheat on me. What? FML
Today, my boyfriend admitted that he thinks I'm cheating on him, with my brother. FML
Today, I found out that my boyfriend has been cheating on me. When I confronted him about it, he asked which girl I'd found out about. FML
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hopper4ooo 12
You're better off without him.
Hiimhaileypotter 53
People who cheat always have the dumbest excuses. If you loved someone you wouldn't cheat on them, period. At least end the relationship first. I'm sorry this happened to you, OP. Being cheated on sucks.
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Comments (85)
rivaraven 35
I never understood why even bother to make excuses when they are already cheating. They obviously don't care, they wouldn't have cheated, if they did.
wildgenius 13
Sometimes people honestly don't know. He may have actually believed what he said and is truly sorry.
chosha_fml 27
Truly sorry he got caught.
thatcoolguy123 14
The stupid excuses that people make just amazes me...
Acerhawk 24
Sorry to hear that OP, but it could be worse, he could be cheating on you with your sister.
assassinbanana0 20
Cheating is cheating. It'll hurt just as bad, doesn't matter who he screws behind OP's back. There really is no "it could be worse" with this one.
Bragi 12
30: Ohhhhh yeah there is. OP was inly betrayed by one person, imagine being betrayed by two at the same time.
snowflaky 22
That's when you sleep with another guy and use the same excuse and then bring this up when he gets upset. For added sting, say the other guy is better.
Hiimhaileypotter 53
So then she's a cheater on the same level as him? Better to just cut her losses and move on rather than being immature about it.
snowflaky 22
I figured most people on this site understood the concept of sarcasm. Guess not.
Hiimhaileypotter 53
A lot of people actually comment on FMLs like this with suggestions like yours, except they're being serious. My apologies.
thejonac 21
no need for her to stoop down to his level. she's better off being with someone who shows her respect that a lady deserves, or being a respectable independent woman.
cheeeksss 29
It's like a never ending cycle of stupidity with your ex-boyfriend (hopefully). Stupid enough to cheat, stupid enough to cheat with a girl he isn't attractive to (so he claims), and stupid enough to think that excuse would work. Stupid stupid stupid...
blackonblight 33
Not -romantically- attracted to. There are many kinds of attraction. Sexual, romantic, aesthetic, platonic. He may have found this girl sexually attractive but not romantically so. That is entirely possible, as is the reverse. Sexual and romantic attraction are not mutually inclusive. You can have either without the other.
Mirorbo 27
These excuses these people come up with are amazing. They're so incredibly dumb, yet they themselves probably find it to be absolutely brilliant.
simply_chan3l 13
If you except that ridiculous excuse now, you're just allowing yourself to continue to get hurt in the future. Find someone who will respect you, and leave that asshole.
simply_chan3l 13
Oops I meant accept*
ShadowGenius 12
You don't romance with your dick
lostinma34 7
Three words. .. dump the bastard.
Tripitaka 21
Sadly, I know a few examples of guys making excuses like this...