Today, I caught my boyfriend cheating on me. He claimed it wasn't cheating because he's not romantically attracted to her. FML
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Today, I caught my boyfriend cheating on me. His response? "It's not like I liked it." FML
Today, I found out through one of my friends that my boyfriend cheated on me. He says it doesn't count as cheating because he couldn't get it up. FML
Today, my now ex-boyfriend actually tried to justify his cheating by saying it doesn't count as cheating if the girl's bisexual. FML
Today, I caught my boyfriend of two years cheating on me. Instead of the usual excuses, he panicked and claimed he was my boyfriend's long-lost twin brother. He even tried to put on a fake accent. FML
Today, my now ex-boyfriend actually claimed that his cheating didn't count because A) the other girl is his lab partner, and B) she's overweight. FML
Today, I finally found out whether or not my boyfriend is cheating on me. Turns out he isn't. He is cheating on his wife, with me. FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend cheated on me with his dad's ex-girlfriend. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me, because he didn't trust himself not to cheat on me. What? FML
Today, my boyfriend admitted that he thinks I'm cheating on him, with my brother. FML
Today, I found out that my boyfriend has been cheating on me. When I confronted him about it, he asked which girl I'd found out about. FML
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hopper4ooo 12
You're better off without him.
Hiimhaileypotter 53
People who cheat always have the dumbest excuses. If you loved someone you wouldn't cheat on them, period. At least end the relationship first. I'm sorry this happened to you, OP. Being cheated on sucks.
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Comments (85)
Andriaia 13
I'm sorry this happened to you. My ex boyfriend tried to give me the same excuse too. "just physical, nothing romantic, just friends will never be anything more etc." Dump him, you'll be much better off.
Corneliapresent 13
I'm sorry he cheated on you OP and his stupid excuse probably doesn't make your pain any better. I agree with #24: I think you're better of without him
BoundBySpace 19
That is the dumbest excuse I have ever heard. I wonder how he would feel if you cheated on him.. no guy wants anyone else to be with his girl, why should it be different for girls?..
LastResort318 14
Why do you assume that guys think it is ok to cheat?
limabeans101029 21
That isn't what they were implying.
LastResort318 14
#63, that's what I picked up. Sorry if I got it wrong, English isn't my first language.
elizacandle 29
tell him if it's gonna be that way you get to not be romantically attached to other guys too.
abbeyp27 12
Hopefully now ex-boyfriend
albertozeta_fml 9
"With her I ****, with you I make love!"
abNormal62 23
How does he rationalize that? Is it like test driving a car, if you have no intention to buy, then no harm no foul? Dump his sorry ass!!!
blackonblight 33
Nah, more like going to a place you love the burgers at even if you have no interest in the milkshakes.
rockwrench 18
Wow, such a lame excuse. Nothing worse than not only getting crushed, but an excuse that he thinks its ok because there is no attraction. Time to take out the trash.
jerome72 14
maybe you should kick him in the balls because he isnt physically in control of them
amileah13 26
Dick. Had no common curtesy to at least break up with you first.