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By nickncik - 11/02/2016 02:12 - United States - Beverly

Today, I came inside a girl's vagina by accident. Neither one of us wants her to be pregnant, and I had to spend half an hour with her sitting on my face, while I sucked my own cum out of her. I don't even know if this will work. FML
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DoomedGemini 37

They make condoms and birth control pills, you know.

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stryder9090 28

I'm going to throw up. That doesn't work, by the way. Congrats, Pops.

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igg125 30

I think id rather deal with the consequences of having a kid than eat cum.

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Jayms_fml 32

That's why you shouldn't skip your health class kids! ;)

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fuckfuckityfuck 16

Maybe they don't have sex ed. All three of the high schools I went to didn't.

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Jayms_fml 32

Interesting! I assumed it was a requirement for every high school student. Both high schools I attended (both were different districts), health class was a requirement to graduate.

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frostedfoster 15

Gotta wonder if maybe she was taking advantage of his stupidity though...

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lalathefairy 15

It won't. Go to the doctor and get the morning after pill. Next time use protection. If you can get nothing else to stick in your head, get this "no glove, no love!" Or "if its not on, it's not on!" Yes, I'm talking about condoms!

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CupOfCoffee 14

This has to be a joke, right? A gross one, but still. I mean, NOBODY could ever be this stupid and disgusting, right? Seriously guys, the last shred of my faith in humanity has just vanished.

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TabooSushi 24

I WISH it was a joke, but sadly I've known people who are this dumb about sex.

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klirrivirri 9

how does anyone cum inside a girls ****** by accident? "I was just jerking off in my bed and then this girl throws her ****** right in front of my penis in the moment I came"?

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RabbitOfAurora 28

I'm guessing OP was going to pullout but the ****** caught him by surprise.

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neuronerd 29

I desperately hope this is a troll.

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totallynotemily 25

Dude, it's called a pill, a condom, spermicide...USE IT

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