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By nickncik - 11/02/2016 02:12 - United States - Beverly

Today, I came inside a girl's vagina by accident. Neither one of us wants her to be pregnant, and I had to spend half an hour with her sitting on my face, while I sucked my own cum out of her. I don't even know if this will work. FML
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DoomedGemini 37

They make condoms and birth control pills, you know.

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stryder9090 28

I'm going to throw up. That doesn't work, by the way. Congrats, Pops.

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alex_gen 39

This is why elementary school students shouldn't be having sex.

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TheNoNameGuy 20

Ahh. The very interesting state of Massachusetts.

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RA91 26

-_- why does this seem like one of those fake FMLs that actually gets posted! Almost seems like it should have ended up on next month's "Best of the Worst" lol!

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brenanafish 18

Please do the world a favor, both of you, and practice abstinence until you've been thoroughly educated.

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valdania 18

that doesn't work, idiot. it's called a plan B pill.

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Leauge 13

Op you ****** up both of your lives. But the tiny part of me gave small amounts of mercy and hit FYL and then YDI.

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powaaah77 8

OP is either a 12 year old kid or an expert troll.

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TheBigSneeze 22

there's something called the morning after pill...

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ChaCha339 10

There's a morning after pill, you know, haha.

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