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By nickncik - 11/02/2016 02:12 - United States - Beverly

Today, I came inside a girl's vagina by accident. Neither one of us wants her to be pregnant, and I had to spend half an hour with her sitting on my face, while I sucked my own cum out of her. I don't even know if this will work. FML
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DoomedGemini 37

They make condoms and birth control pills, you know.

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stryder9090 28

I'm going to throw up. That doesn't work, by the way. Congrats, Pops.

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stephanie13fay 9

I can only hope it's not too late and you will read this asap!!! if this happened 72 hours ago or less, get a morning after pill at an pharmacy. ask for plan b!!! geez!!!

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KBear3109 29

Oh honey, please talk to her about the morning after pill.

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andrewfromsocal 13

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHA. JESUS.

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FryingPanHero 11

But Jesus already came first.

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igg125 30

They have a morning after pill, for accidents.

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Mightytall 35

A girl? So she's not your girlfriend then? Why are you not protecting yourself and her by using a condom? I sure hope you don't **** a bunch of different girls like that regularly. People like you are the reason STDs are still such a big issue in society!

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charbel_fml 11

Euh... WTF! This looks like a prime candidate for the "best of the worst" blog posts!

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fordneagles 34

Wow, that's disgusting and incredibly stupid, you ******* moron. Condoms, birth control pills, contraceptive implants, the ******* morning after pill! All of these things are available and accessible, use one! Or in your stupid case, more than one!

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Unenunciable 14

Listen to these words: The pull-out method. Does. Not. Work!! Even if you had managed to pull out, she can still get pregnant from precum. All it takes is one little sperm. You SERIOUSLY need to buy a book or talk to your doctor or something, because your sexual education is non-existent and if you don't know how human bodies work you're like a lost child in the woods. If you have unprotected sex, EVER, you are always potentially risking a pregnancy. Just use a condom or something, it'll protect you from STDs and pregnancy all in one! Having protected sex is not that hard. I'm sufficiently terrified of getting pregnant that I do something about it. I've been having sex for years and can proudly say I have never had unprotected sex. And if you don't want to get pregnant, that's how it should be! Take control of your life and don't just let it happen to you.

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