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By nickncik - 11/02/2016 02:12 - United States - Beverly

Today, I came inside a girl's vagina by accident. Neither one of us wants her to be pregnant, and I had to spend half an hour with her sitting on my face, while I sucked my own cum out of her. I don't even know if this will work. FML
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Top comments

DoomedGemini 37

They make condoms and birth control pills, you know.

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stryder9090 28

I'm going to throw up. That doesn't work, by the way. Congrats, Pops.

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Comments

KatzVKatz 22

There is just no excuse to be this uneducated about sex. There's plenty of stuff on the internet and I've heard Americans even have sex-ed at school. Really, how in God's name did you think this would work?

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NostalgiaFreak9 41

Or better yet, get educated on sex before you have it, and then wear a condom.

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caseyface1123 15

Plan B. Available in almost any drug store. Usually over the counter. Perhaps educate yourself before having sex.

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gordjess1 19

For the sake of the (maybe) baby I really hope she doesn't get pregnant. Two people so obtuse shouldn't be parents yet.

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xsxx 9

Since you've sucked she won't be pregnant but you know now the cum is inside of you so be ready to get pregnant.

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BlueBaronBitch 22

You definitely deserved it, you shouldn't be having sex if you're not at least prepared beforehand with contraception

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gambinoethan 7

******* idiot! No that WILL NOT WORK!! Go get a PLAN B pill or else your gonna be a daddy! Dumbass

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