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By nickncik - 11/02/2016 02:12 - United States - Beverly

Today, I came inside a girl's vagina by accident. Neither one of us wants her to be pregnant, and I had to spend half an hour with her sitting on my face, while I sucked my own cum out of her. I don't even know if this will work. FML
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Top comments

DoomedGemini 37

They make condoms and birth control pills, you know.

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stryder9090 28

I'm going to throw up. That doesn't work, by the way. Congrats, Pops.

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Comments

iamahappypenguin 14

Why do I feel that this canNOT be real? Nobody can be THAT stupid!!

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cptncuttlefish 24

You ******* moron.

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sierra142 19

I actually feel sick reading this. I can not believe anyone could be so stupid as to believe this might work.

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writerchic85 25

That's insanity!!!! Just go get her the morning after pill. It's about $50. Jesus!

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ccastillo7 11

Get plan B from a pharmacy, they are over the counter now

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Will_Lawson 11

You are a ******* retard if you think you can suck it out and she won't be pregnant

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