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By nickncik - 11/02/2016 02:12 - United States - Beverly

Today, I came inside a girl's vagina by accident. Neither one of us wants her to be pregnant, and I had to spend half an hour with her sitting on my face, while I sucked my own cum out of her. I don't even know if this will work. FML
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DoomedGemini 37

They make condoms and birth control pills, you know.

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stryder9090 28

I'm going to throw up. That doesn't work, by the way. Congrats, Pops.

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Goblin182 26

She's on the pill, she just wanted OP to suck cum.

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AussieGirl2014 18

The second line of that is the smartest part of your whole post. The rest is just putrid.

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pixierara 28

Please refrain from tainting our gene pool by reproducing. We really don't need more of you in society.

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1_Jew 15

Not a chance, I think she just wanted to get back at you. Next time wrap it up.

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TabooSushi 24

And yet we apparently don't need better sex education in this country.... Seriously, that's not how it works, sweetie pie. Learn to use a condom.

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ndnpride88 25

#firstworldproblems "I came inside a girls ******, not wanting to get her pregnant. I sucked the cum out her ****** for 30mins" Like what the ****! Lmao wow what an fml to start the day lol

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nattiemarie 14

...how did this get through the moderating process?

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pete2274 12

She's probably on birth control and just thinks it's funny to sit on your face and have you do that.

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xotashxo 13

She'd be into some kinky shit if she likes having him suck out his own cum. Ewww

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