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By nickncik - 11/02/2016 02:12 - United States - Beverly

Today, I came inside a girl's vagina by accident. Neither one of us wants her to be pregnant, and I had to spend half an hour with her sitting on my face, while I sucked my own cum out of her. I don't even know if this will work. FML
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DoomedGemini 37

They make condoms and birth control pills, you know.

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stryder9090 28

I'm going to throw up. That doesn't work, by the way. Congrats, Pops.

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enternamehere87 7

if the morning after pill or condoms did not occur to you then im going to presume you're either too young or too stupid to be having sex.

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MisterEx 28

You guys understand that FMLs get posted waaaaay after they are submitted yes? And that our stud OP is most likely teaching the son he tried to suck out how to ride a scooter.

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Gromann 9

And with fathers day coming up? CONGRATS!

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demix_fml 32

It's called a comdom ! Even if you did not cum inside her she could still get pregnant! Your an idiot!

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mimi_tenten 19

I really hope you guys won't ever have a child. You're just simply... too stupid to be a human. God, stupidity really knows no limit, indeed.

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Norja 33

Most disguating FML I've ever read. And to make it worse, I read this while in a cafe waiting for my food. Not so hungry anymore.

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Sandsh8rk 36

I'm surprised this didn't end up on Best of the Worst.

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chazzywazzy654 22

Ever heard of the emergency pill? Or a condom?

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