Today, I came home to my family remodeling our (extremely) out of date bathroom. I was SUPER excited to help them get it done. I walked down the hallway and opened my bedroom door to find a huge, gaping hole in my wall and my room covered in dust. I had to sweep every surface in my room. FML
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Today, we're in the middle of remodeling our bathroom and the hallway of our apartment. We hired a great guy and he does a really good job, but there's a lot of dust and no way to clean properly until everything is done. My wife is pissed with me because I work from home and don't clean everything every day. FML
Today, after a long shift, I came home and cleaned my house so I could relax tomorrow. I finished up the night with a soothing bubble bath, which was lovely until the ceiling collapsed into the tub. I can't even wash the filth off because my bath is full of drain-clogging plaster. FML
Today, I walked into my bathroom, only to find no toilet paper and a piece of shitty wallpaper in the bowl. FML
Today, I got home to my wife surrounded by plaster, old cement and bricks, and a fucking massive hole in the kitchen wall leading through into next door's kitchen. Apparently she tried to put up a shelf and the wall “fell down”. FML
Today, I finally started a DIY home improvement project I'd been putting off for a while now. As I was drilling into the wall, I managed to hit a plumbing pipe that I didn't know was there and started flooded my living room. FML
Today, I had a bath in the bathroom we are currently renovating. There's a big hole in the middle of the floor. When I got out of the bath, I swung one leg across the gap to get a towel from the rack. I drew back my leg and looked down to see my brother's hot friend staring up at me in horror. FML
Today, after much delay, work was finally completed on my parents' new ensuite bathroom. It shares a wall with my bedroom. I was relieved, until I realised the endless crashing and drilling sounds have now been replaced with the sounds of my parents' bladder and bowel movements. FML
Today, I walked into my bedroom and realized I really needed to clean it. As I started to pick everything up off of the floor, I tripped over a shoe, slipped on a water bottle, pulled down my shoe rack, and landed in my armoire. My room is now dirtier than it was when I started. FML
Today, we finished redecorating my kitchen. My dad has been his usual OCD self about getting it perfect, so when he noticed a shelf was just barely not level, he decided to adjust the screws. It fell off and damaged my floor, so he threw the screwdriver and cracked a wall tile. Thanks dad. FML
Today, I was walking through my kitchen when I discovered a weak spot in the floor. Tomorrow, I'm going to have to fix the giant hole caused when I put my foot through it. FML
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worldclass 0
There's a hole in your room.. and you complain about sweeping?
vballchick101 0
Aww that sucks. :(
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MC_Cracker 0
I was refering to the cow ffml
TheIrishJaneDoe 9
*wanders in, sleepily rubbing eyes* Oh hey. Anna's back. I thought I heard thrashing noises and gutteral warcries last night. I'm glad. Nobody else bothers to make breakfast n00bs. You know what I don't understand? Why people claim they type like shit on a phone or iPod because it's faster, then doooo thisss thingggg. The mind, it boggles.
FFML_314 12
I am back! I sure did miss the idiots and n00bs. They really make for a great day. I think it's funny how I supposedly argue with someone and they disappear. If I were a moderator, MissErikaHart would have been gone a long time ago, along with quite a large list of other people. This particular girl probably deleted her profile, because she realized how much of a moron she was. Stupid people. HI Jane! Sorry if I woke you with the cries!
guyfromri 1
whine much?
Sparkiee93 3
The gay OP appears to loves to overuse sparkly fantastic extreme super adjectives. Cool it. It's extra super extremely obnoxious to read.
Mars_Bars_Big_Na 0
that MUST of SUCKED I mean REALLY must have SUCKED get the joke? the way you write is annoying as HELL
MC_Cracker 0
there's a hope community of assholes on fml
u_r_idiot 1
this is SUPER lame and you are (extremely) annoying
angel55033 12
sooooo why the hole in your bedroom? unless the bathroom is getting bigger or something
bamagrl410 31
Wow I seriously just took the time to read that. And can't stop laughing. I use this app on my iPhone, and it corrects virtually everything - even things I don't want it to correct. So there is NO excuse for spelling something wrong other than simply YOU SPELLED IT WRONG. Oh and btw just because you graduated high school doesn't mean you'll ever make anything of your life. I know someone who dropped out of high school and is probably better off in life than you are. If you're going to choose to play with the big kids, don't cry about it when your feelings get hurt. You clearly don't understand that this is just a website and these members were only doing what they do best, which is adding a little sarcastic humor. Take a chill pill and go find something to do with your life other than whining. Ok guys, I'm done. Does that about cover it? Haha.