Today, I came home to my family remodeling our (extremely) out of date bathroom. I was SUPER excited to help them get it done. I walked down the hallway and opened my bedroom door to find a huge, gaping hole in my wall and my room covered in dust. I had to sweep every surface in my room. FML
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Today, we're in the middle of remodeling our bathroom and the hallway of our apartment. We hired a great guy and he does a really good job, but there's a lot of dust and no way to clean properly until everything is done. My wife is pissed with me because I work from home and don't clean everything every day. FML
Today, after a long shift, I came home and cleaned my house so I could relax tomorrow. I finished up the night with a soothing bubble bath, which was lovely until the ceiling collapsed into the tub. I can't even wash the filth off because my bath is full of drain-clogging plaster. FML
Today, I walked into my bathroom, only to find no toilet paper and a piece of shitty wallpaper in the bowl. FML
Today, I got home to my wife surrounded by plaster, old cement and bricks, and a fucking massive hole in the kitchen wall leading through into next door's kitchen. Apparently she tried to put up a shelf and the wall “fell down”. FML
Today, I finally started a DIY home improvement project I'd been putting off for a while now. As I was drilling into the wall, I managed to hit a plumbing pipe that I didn't know was there and started flooded my living room. FML
Today, I had a bath in the bathroom we are currently renovating. There's a big hole in the middle of the floor. When I got out of the bath, I swung one leg across the gap to get a towel from the rack. I drew back my leg and looked down to see my brother's hot friend staring up at me in horror. FML
Today, after much delay, work was finally completed on my parents' new ensuite bathroom. It shares a wall with my bedroom. I was relieved, until I realised the endless crashing and drilling sounds have now been replaced with the sounds of my parents' bladder and bowel movements. FML
Today, I walked into my bedroom and realized I really needed to clean it. As I started to pick everything up off of the floor, I tripped over a shoe, slipped on a water bottle, pulled down my shoe rack, and landed in my armoire. My room is now dirtier than it was when I started. FML
Today, we finished redecorating my kitchen. My dad has been his usual OCD self about getting it perfect, so when he noticed a shelf was just barely not level, he decided to adjust the screws. It fell off and damaged my floor, so he threw the screwdriver and cracked a wall tile. Thanks dad. FML
Today, I was walking through my kitchen when I discovered a weak spot in the floor. Tomorrow, I'm going to have to fix the giant hole caused when I put my foot through it. FML
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worldclass 0
There's a hole in your room.. and you complain about sweeping?
vballchick101 0
Aww that sucks. :(
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Comments (121)
OnlyAvailableID 28
MidnightEyes, that sounds... interesting. And good-grammarness is close to Godliness to this site.
funzcpl 0
kbb116. yes people do care that someone misspells a word. I use my I phone and sometimes my words come out misspelled too. but I got called a twat a prostitute and a **** by 2 people on here yesterday. it was pathetic. don't sweat it honey.
77taylah33 0
how is this a love situation?????
allmidnighteyes 11
...Have you heard of a glory hole?
Alleged_Cranium 7
It sounds like your family does not communicate very well.
worldclass 0
There's a hole in your room.. and you complain about sweeping?
darkzexs 0
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funzcpl 0
it really was. I love playing around, being silly and wasn't at all upset about being called out. hell it happens ya know. but when it goes into flat out disrespect, it takes it to a whole different level. and takes me completely out of my character because I'm actually a very nice person that loves to laugh, even at myself when I know I did something goofy.
LynnLeopard 0
same thing happened to me a month ago. we were re-doing our bathroom and my room was right beside it, so for 2 months I was sleeping on the couch,
pingpongz 1
why? I thought you were remodeling your bathroom?
Crimsonhead 0
Clearly, you live with your parents, so, I’m gonna go ahead and assume that you're a child (or a coddled, dependant adult) which means you have no right to be whining about what they do to their house. You will benefit from it, you still have a bedroom, the dust will not kill you and your life is not ******. And I think vacuuming would have been a better option.