Miscellaneous: Today, I came home to find that my house had been broken into....

By pillowless - 13/10/2011 14:41 - United States

Today, I came home to find that my house had been broken into. The items stolen were my PS3, cell phone, laptop, tablets, and for some reason my deodorant and pillowcases as well. FML

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By Angry and Confused - 29/06/2013 09:55 - United States - Reno

Today, my house was broken into. The burglar didn't steal my brand new laptop, iPad or TV. They instead made off with every single item of clothing I own. When I went to turn on my TV to try and distract myself from this, I found all of the cables in back missing. The police don't believe me. FML

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By XYZee - 22/08/2012 20:27 - United States - Rockmart

Today, after quite a long work day, I got home to find my house had been broken into. Everything but my sleeping boyfriend was gone. FML

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By rian - 03/04/2021 21:30

Today, my house was broken into. Nothing was stolen, but my laptop had feces smeared all over it. FML

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By Sad - 28/04/2009 22:13 - United States

Today, my house got broken into. My brand new laptop was stolen, along with my flatscreen TV, digital camera, external hard drive and some clothes. Wanting to drown my sorrows in the Ben and Jerry's Phish Food ice cream in the freezer, I opened the door to find that it too had been stolen. FML

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By why me - 24/10/2017 01:30

Today, someone broke into my house and stole all of my underwear. FML

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By Danielle - 06/06/2011 19:00 - United States

Today, I stayed at my boyfriend's house after mine was broken into. The robber took my laptop, jewellery, and tons of clothes. When I walked into his house, I was greeted by his brother, wearing one of my stolen shirts. FML

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By wheatsnake - 08/10/2009 13:31 - Australia

Today, I took my new laptop into my house from my car, thinking it would be a too much of a target for kids grabbing it. I came home tonight to find my door kicked in, my laptop gone and my TV ripped from the wall. FML

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Put it all back

By WTFwhywouldyoudothat - 22/08/2011 22:10 - United Kingdom

Today, my house got broken into. Thankfully, they didn't steal anything. They did, however, move things around into strange places and mess up my underwear. I have severe OCD, so this is probably worse than if they had taken everything. FML

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Very smart

By Leauge - 28/01/2020 20:00 - United States - Owensboro

Today, I woke up to find out my house was robbed. He didn't steal anything of value, but he stole my beer, dog, and cat. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/01/2010 00:40 - United States

Today, I arrived at my apartment to find the door kicked in. Inside, I found my TV, Xbox, stereo, CDs, and laptop had all been stolen. When my roommate got home, I told him about it, to which he replied, "Yeah, I left my keys inside this morning, so I kicked the door in to get them." He left with the door kicked in. FML

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jtconcord 7

Thursday 13 October 2011 18:57

They probably used the pillow cases to haul the loot out. The deodorant is just freaky!

smurfsarwales 9

Thursday 13 October 2011 18:53

With the crisis, pillowcases are hard to find now a days...

Comments

Haiana04 3

Saturday 15 October 2011 14:22

Well, maybe they got sweaty from breaking in and I'm sure they needed something to put your items in.

ALesserIvy 2

Saturday 15 October 2011 14:33

Deodorant because they would be sweating, pillowcases to hold all your stuff..... Why is that odd

rdvfyubuyg 1

Saturday 15 October 2011 19:54

HOBO ALERT!!!

Rythace 0

Saturday 15 October 2011 21:08

At least you got rid of your PS3

Climberguy88 2

Saturday 15 October 2011 22:00

Sounds like you have a stalker who likes your smell.

kimbo102 1

Sunday 16 October 2011 12:29

Robbers do it just to irritate you. Probably a professional break in. Sometimes they'll leave your tv's but take all your remotes...they find it amusing I guess. :/