Today, I came home from work to find that my girlfriend had sold all of my N64 and Atari games and both the consoles and bought me a PS4 with the money. While I was standing there in shock, she kissed me on the cheek and said, "I know, I'm the greatest." FML
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Black Friday
70% off something you didn't need, a stampede and a cart that crashes at checkout. Thanks, Black Friday.
Today, I entered my bedroom, ready to play some COD on my xbox 360. Instead, I find a note where my xbox used to be. It read "You think you can cheat on me and get away with it? Fuck you. I smashed the hell out of your stupid xbox." It was signed by my girlfriend. I never cheated on her. FML
Today, my girlfriend called me and told me she "had a surprise for me when I got home" in a sexy voice. So I hurried home, only to find a note saying she left me and took my dog. Deeply depressed, I went into the living room. She took my TV also. FML
Today, my girlfriend destroyed my Xbox, because somewhere in her psycho brain she actually thought it would get me to pay more attention to her, even though I only play 3 hours on a Sunday. Joke's on her, I bought a new one, she’s back on the streets, and I play it a whole lot more now. FML
Today, my fiancé pawned off my engagement ring so he could buy himself a PS4. FML
Today, my girlfriend of 8 months and I broke up. We decided to give back everything we ever bought for each other. I gave her the stuff she bought me and when I asked for my stuff she said she'd sold it and spent the money on herself. FML
Today, my boyfriend of more than two years told me in front of all of our friends that he'd trade me for some Playstation 3 games. I laughed it off because I thought he was kidding. He made it clear that he was serious. FML
Today, my girlfriend bought herself a brand new iPad and iPod Touch, and returned my aging iPod and Kindle, which she constantly steals for her own use. She considers it my Valentine's Day present. FML
Today, I came home to find out my roommate sold my PS4, because, "You don't use it anymore." FML
Today, after having my husband ask if I 'had any plans' for the weekend, and him mentioning that he got me something special, he played his PS4 for hours, ignored me, then finally took a break to hand me a tiny box of chocolates. I can't even be mad because he looked so proud. FML
Today, I invited a few of my co-workers over to play video games. Within an hour, my wife had gotten drunk, grabbed my controller, told me to "get back in the kitchen", and described to everyone in blood-chilling detail how she took her first boyfriend's virginity. FML
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TDog3337 12
Childhood Ruined... I'm so sorry
heart_aussie_fml 20
She probably (hopefully) had the best intentions, but that doesn't explain why she thought it was normal to sell someone else's possessions.
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loveyabsb 3
my heart broke reading this. i would never think to do that to my husband. golden rule here...if it isn't yours, don't touch it!
ladybuglet 22
I hope you dumped her.
sammyjanette 17
OP's girlfriend was definitely in the wrong, but some of you need to get lives. Threatening physical violence over videogames? Chest pains over videogames? Get real.
Carnaxa 8
every time i read a post like this it irritates me because it shows someone has no respect for you or your stuff. would it kill them to ask a question. I dont know about dumping her and all that but i hope you chewed her out
janfleury 19
I'm so sorry op. Maybe she did not know their worth, $ and emotional. She most likely realllly thought she was doing something great for you. Non-gamers have no clue what those 2 systems/games are and mean to gamers. They just see them as old. Good luck recollecting them.
Hiimhaileypotter 53
Even so, you don't sell someone else's belongings...no matter what the collection is.
doge69 9
She is! Lmao
dagarr 11
ps4 is awesome but y u do dis to the childhood
amber3120 15
Wow ... Im sorry but thats heart breaking .... Im so sorry OP ...
BitterSavage 20
Unless OP specifically said they were going to sell their N64 and Atari stuff to buy a PS4, and was just too lazy to do it, OP's girlfriend shouldn't have done that. FYL, I would be heartbroken if that happened to me.
sullivankeara 25
Im sorry op :(