Today, I came home from work to find that my girlfriend had sold all of my N64 and Atari games and both the consoles and bought me a PS4 with the money. While I was standing there in shock, she kissed me on the cheek and said, "I know, I'm the greatest." FML
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Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, I entered my bedroom, ready to play some COD on my xbox 360. Instead, I find a note where my xbox used to be. It read "You think you can cheat on me and get away with it? Fuck you. I smashed the hell out of your stupid xbox." It was signed by my girlfriend. I never cheated on her. FML
Today, my girlfriend called me and told me she "had a surprise for me when I got home" in a sexy voice. So I hurried home, only to find a note saying she left me and took my dog. Deeply depressed, I went into the living room. She took my TV also. FML
Today, my girlfriend destroyed my Xbox, because somewhere in her psycho brain she actually thought it would get me to pay more attention to her, even though I only play 3 hours on a Sunday. Joke's on her, I bought a new one, she’s back on the streets, and I play it a whole lot more now. FML
Today, my fiancé pawned off my engagement ring so he could buy himself a PS4. FML
Today, my girlfriend of 8 months and I broke up. We decided to give back everything we ever bought for each other. I gave her the stuff she bought me and when I asked for my stuff she said she'd sold it and spent the money on herself. FML
Today, my boyfriend of more than two years told me in front of all of our friends that he'd trade me for some Playstation 3 games. I laughed it off because I thought he was kidding. He made it clear that he was serious. FML
Today, my girlfriend bought herself a brand new iPad and iPod Touch, and returned my aging iPod and Kindle, which she constantly steals for her own use. She considers it my Valentine's Day present. FML
Today, I came home to find out my roommate sold my PS4, because, "You don't use it anymore." FML
Today, after having my husband ask if I 'had any plans' for the weekend, and him mentioning that he got me something special, he played his PS4 for hours, ignored me, then finally took a break to hand me a tiny box of chocolates. I can't even be mad because he looked so proud. FML
Today, I invited a few of my co-workers over to play video games. Within an hour, my wife had gotten drunk, grabbed my controller, told me to "get back in the kitchen", and described to everyone in blood-chilling detail how she took her first boyfriend's virginity. FML
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TDog3337 12
Childhood Ruined... I'm so sorry
heart_aussie_fml 20
She probably (hopefully) had the best intentions, but that doesn't explain why she thought it was normal to sell someone else's possessions.
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MVPK2010 13
Dump her
1tag4 10
I don't care about her good intentions. I'm ending it.
minagiv 11
Oh nooooo! I am so sorry! She tried, though!
LethalSeamonkey 15
Make her return the PS4, have her go to the store admit she stole your games and return the money and get your old console back and games back. Then possibly dump her. If you can't trust her with your game console do you really ever want her to be the mother of your children one day?
rachelthelime_fml 29
Oh my god, I am so sorry to hear that. .! I hope you can get them back soon, or at least some of them OP
PhilMeUp 13
If she has traded your games for something newer, does that mean that you can trade her for someone younger and hotter? Put that to her - along with the concept that sometimes what you've already got is just fine as it is.
mukduk 21
I'm just sitting here waiting for an update from OP. Don't leave us hanging. :(
chef4money 12
What did she do with the extra money? I know those games and consoles were worth far more than a PS4. Hell, if she was dumb enough to sell them, she may have sold them for just enough to buy the new system. I am hoping for an update soon.
potato63 10
Dump her
ShadJV 0
Depending on the games, it could be horrible trying to replace those, if I was the OP I'm not sure I'd stay with someone so disrespectful of my property that she sold chunks of my gaming collection.