Today, I came home from work and went to open the door. I Iooked through the window and saw a man in my house. Terrified, I called the police. They came, searched the house, and found nothing missing. I went back inside and looked through the window and saw him again. It was my reflection. FML
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Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, I came home late from work. As I got out of my car, I noticed a child-shaped silhouette in my bedroom window. I almost shat myself, since I live alone. I searched the whole house, sobbing in fear, only to find no trace of whatever or whoever I'd seen. FML
Today, I was walking to the kitchen in the dark. Something caught my eye and I turned to see a man standing in the corner, clear as day. I jumped and closed my eyes for a split second. When I opened them, he was nowhere to be seen. I'm now terrified to live in my own home. FML
Today, I walked into my near pitch-black bathroom and saw a person staring back at me. I woke my whole family up with my screams. The person was my reflection. FML
Today, I was on the toilet and jumped when I saw a face at the window. It was my own reflection. FML
Today, I faced my fears. I've always had a weird fear of looking out of windows at night, afraid a face would suddenly appear. When I heard a strange noise outside, I looked out the window. Sure enough, the face of a man suddenly appeared. FML
Today, I came home to find a man standing in my living room. Since my mom texted me that her new boyfriend would be coming over, I just assumed it was him. I introduced myself, made us some coffee and I went to my room to study. When I went downstairs after a while, the TV was missing. FML
Today, as I was going to bed, I spotted a man staring at my window from a neighbor's yard. Ten minutes later, he was still there. I freaked out, started crying, and contemplated calling the cops. My creeper turned out to be the neighbor's wooden lawn ornament. FML
Today, I was texting while walking up the stairs to my porch. When I looked up, I saw someone standing behind the porch door, and was so scared that I fell backwards down the stairs. Turns out, it was just my reflection. FML
Today, after a long day at work, I fell asleep in my living room. When I woke up, I saw a man leaving my bedroom wearing my pajamas, and I started screaming as he casually left. The cops came and apparently he's mentally ill. He truly believed it was his house. FML
Today, I finally felt motivated to do some exercise. As I got my weights out, I noticed out of the corner of my eye someone moving about outside my window. I got scared and dropped a weight on my foot. The person outside was my own reflection. FML
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Top comments
24788 7
Lol! I can't believe you messed up that badly. :)
vampirate 0
haha I hope you were either high or really tired.
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Comments (143)
kellster 2
Hahahahahaha, #13!
danielleFML 0
oh boy
maliboozer1 3
You are the reason McDonalds has to put warning labels on their coffee cups. And to think I used to believe in intelligent design.
ohsnapitsmoses 0
another reason stupid people shouldn't be allowed to reproduce.
mudkipsan 19
Also, lol @ all the internet tough guys who think a break-in would be the perfect opportunity to use everything they've learned from watching krav maga videos on youtube. Enjoy your gunshot wounds.
Kristoffer 35
YDI for not knowing your own reflection - and for being a MAN afraid of a MAN his own size. You're lucky they didn't take you in for filing a false report ya big wuss.
ArivO 0
Go check your brain... You might be mentally challenged lol
leftie 0
balls, you need them
Siampire 0
... -giggles a little- Ah... oh, my, that's... a little... depressing. Well, at least you noticed after the police left. If you noticed while they were there, you might start acting suspicious!
poolshark 0
If I was one of the cops, I would have slapped my invisible handcuffs on you... Then I'd have told you that you were free to go as soon as you could figure out how to get them off.