Today, I came home from school and ran to the nearest bathroom to go #2. In my hurry, I forgot to shut the door so I asked my older brother who was walking by to close it for me. After a while he didn't respond, so I looked up to see not my brother, but his best friend watching me take a crap. FML
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Today, I was using the bathroom and checking Facebook on my phone. As I'm checking my newsfeed, I noticed a new photo upload by my brother. I guess I forgot to properly shut the door to the bathroom, because it's me on the toilet. FML
Today, I was in the toilet when somebody started banging on the door loudly. I panicked and immediately cleaned my self and opened the door. As I opened the door, my brother vomited all over me. FML
Today, my 2-year-old sister walked in on me while I was showering. She began to splash around in the toilet, and as I hastily jumped out to stop her, my brother and his friend got a good look as they walked past the room. FML
Today, I'd just finished cleaning the bathrooms at work when I saw a young boy go in. Of course, I thought nothing of it until I had to use the bathroom myself ten minutes later. The kid had taken a shit and missed the toilet completely. FML
Today, I was taking a shit in my friend's bathroom when his brother's girlfriend walked in. Nobody decided to tell me that the lock didn’t work. FML
Today, I took my brother to the bathroom at a restaurant. The stall next to mine was locked, so I assumed he was still in there. I yelled his name a few times, then banged on the door out of annoyance. I gave up and returned to the table, where he was sitting with a grin. Turns out I just traumatized a poor lady in the stall. FML
Today, at my boyfriend's brother's house, I desperately needed to poop. After finishing my business, I realized the toilet wouldn't flush. I had to pull my poop out, wrap it in TP and make an excuse to go outside to throw it in a bush. The neighbor was watching. FML
Today, I woke up because of a weird noise. Scared, I turned on my bedside lamp. I saw my older, 17-year-old brother peeing in my bedroom doorway. He was hoping I'd step in it in the morning. FML
Today, my brother's best friend spent the night and was changing with the door partially open. He's super hot and as I was watching him change, he sneezed. Forgetting he didn't know I was watching him, I said bless you. He called me a freak, slammed the door in my face and told my parents. FML
Today, I was in the bathroom getting ready to take a shower. I took all of my clothes off, and stepped into the shower facing the knobs. When I turned around, I saw somebody standing in there with me. Apparently, my little brother and his friend were playing hide and seek, and I found his friend. FML
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TheTruth1428 0
YDI. Shut the door if you expect privacy. Yes, it's creepy that his friend was watching, but you could have easily prevented it by just shutting the door. I'm sure you wouldn't have crapped yourself in the 2 seconds it takes to shut it.
hellohello9 0
where were you looking before you looked up at him?
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Comments (61)
King_of_Kings 3
AAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHA You gotta admire his sense of humor though.
Intoxicunt 6
You...wanted your brother to see you poop instead? "YOU'RE MY SISTER! YOU'RE MY SISTER!!!"
CockieMonster 0
Lol Joe dirt FTW
MissyMisdemeanor 0
Well it could have been worse...he could have taken a picture lol my mom used to do that. But I feel for you that's pretty embarassing. Hope the friend wasn't cute...
Intoxicunt 6
Wait, what? Your mom took pictures of you ********? Pics or it didn't happen! :)
DrunkenValor 0
"Mmm, and this is a picture of the first bowel movement he had in 2002. Look how sloshy it is."
Peroxide 3
what the ****
T_r_i_c_k_Y 0
That's a keeper.
King_of_Kings 3
@ #16 Why do you want to see pics of someone ********? What? For proof? I don't believe that for a second!
Intoxicunt 6
You got me. I just wanted to watch it and cry and hold myself. :(
King_of_Kings 3
@ #18 Cry and hold yourself? And whilst looking at shit pics? Are you okay? Send me a private message if you want/need to talk to someone!
my_fml_account 2
internet white knight to the rescue :'D someone needs to turn on their sarcasm radar.
Intoxicunt 6
LOL. Yeah, it was sarcasm. I'll still talk to you though. I'm more ****** up than you could possibly talk me through, but not in a "cry and hold myself" way.
wellinever 5
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cmac86 24
your mom used to take pics of you ********? that's the most disturbing thin I've ever heard. op: even when I'm fixin to have a tsunami of shit, I shut all the doors and make sure I have enough tp and wipes and all. if not, get some.
tiffanyjean 3
some parents do it when the kid poops in a training potty for the 1st time, then to toilet. pretty much little kid to big kid
BlanketHogger 0
Still pretty messed up.
hatin_76 0
How is it even possible to forget to close the door? This seems like a pretty basic thing. You'd have to of had a gallon of hershey's syrup ready to explode for me to believe you could forget.
the_stereotype 0
that's disgusting
sportastef 0
These comments are funnier than the FML. I love you all! :D
Vaetrus 0
Digress is the word. @42: In a family household you don't always need to shut the door, just hinge is close to closed and your family obviously knows that it is occupied. And they are your family so you don't expect anyone to have a feces fetish and want to watch. Also... pictures and videos of pooping.. peeping boobs in the washroom.. this crap has all gone to the shitters.
Kenpachi_fml 0
u should have offered him if he want to eat some of it.. =O)
tadagash 0
You forgot to shut the door? Priorities, woman!