Holidays: Today, I came home from a year long backpacking trip in Europe....

By Anonymous - 28/12/2009 12:08 - United States

Today, I came home from a year long backpacking trip in Europe. During my absence my parents divorced, dad took the house and most of the money, sister is seven months pregnant, brother was arrested for statutory rape, and my mom pawned all my stuff to buy booze to "cope." Oh, and my fish died. FML

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By worstfatherever - 10/07/2011 20:54 - United States

Today, I came home after having traveled abroad for the last two months. Before I left, I'd asked my dad to take care of my fish, and he promised they'd be safe with him. I found them all decomposing. FML

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By lovealways22 - 17/07/2012 07:19 - United States - Littleton

Today, my boyfriend and I broke up after three years. I came home and when my dad asked what was wrong, I told him. His first reaction was, "Well damn it. Who'll go fishing with me now?" FML

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By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2018 but it's good stuff

Today, I came home from a month long vacation to find my house absolutely trashed with a lot of valuable items missing. Burglary? Nope. My dad, who was meant to be house-sitting for me, let the neighbour's teenage son have several parties there in exchange for weed. FML

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By jruth7 - 15/05/2011 04:49 - United States

Today, after being in Europe for a month, I got home to find my door wide open and all my stuff gone. I called my dad who was supposed to be watching my house. He told me I should have had someone check on my place while I was gone. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/04/2022 06:00 - United States - Morganville

Today, after a grueling business trip, my husband and I came home to all our furniture broken, every window smashed, all the floors scratched and carpets ripped, all our electronics stolen, and all our food and booze gone. What happened? Our son held a party and invited literally everyone he could from campus. FML

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By schoolkiddo - 08/09/2010 07:35 - Australia

Today, my dad and his girlfriend left for a 10-day vacation. They booked an expensive beach-house. I'm an A grade student and just last month, he stopped paying my school fees because he 'couldn't afford it.' Oh, and he's making me feed the dog while he's away. FML

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By My_Name_Is_Zach - 23/07/2012 03:48

Today, my neighbor called me on vacation to tell me that she let my mother into my house to feed my fish. I don't have fish, and my mother passed away 3 years ago. FML

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By FlipYoC - 16/09/2009 06:15 - United States

Today, my mom was criticizing how I can't handle taking care of any living thing because I'm too irresponsible. We had a huge argument so I went back to my apartment, only to find that my fish had died. I forgot I had a fish. FML

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By BrianP - 07/07/2009 17:00 - Netherlands

Today, I came home to found all of my belongings out on the street. My roommate, who is also my brother, apparantly neglected to pay his part of the rent, and we got evicted. FML

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By regret - 30/12/2019 01:00 - Australia - Warrnambool

Today, my little sister put me in charge of keeping her fighting fish alive. It would've been an easy task if it weren't for my crazy ex-boyfriend drunkenly forcing his way into my house, vomiting into the fishbowl and killing the fish. Only ten more hours until my family gets home. FML

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Endo22 0

Monday 28 December 2009 20:26

that'll teach you to stay the hell away from Europe. But seriously, would things have been different if you stayed? Be glad you didnt have to live through it all.

Attrox 0

Monday 28 December 2009 20:39

...Wait. Your sister is pregnant. Your brother is arrested for rape. ... Dude, FYL for having an incestuous family!

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sexpanther10 0

Tuesday 29 December 2009 0:30

...and it's all your fault. what did you think the fish would feed itself. Man your irresponsible, don't ever have kids.

quinnteh 0

Tuesday 29 December 2009 0:40

How did your dad get the house and most of the money?

Leebra 6

Tuesday 29 December 2009 0:43

Not the fish!

rutzy342 0

Tuesday 29 December 2009 0:49

Anybody else realize the possible incest in this?

Attrox 0

Tuesday 29 December 2009 2:21

CTRL + F = win.

wakawakawaka_fml 0

Wednesday 30 December 2009 3:51

108 = win.

Tremdogg 0

Tuesday 29 December 2009 0:56

NO! Not the fish, I hope he had a good name at least..

Jeff34_fml 0

Tuesday 29 December 2009 1:06

wow that's so ****** up.

ImKindaAmazing 0

Tuesday 29 December 2009 1:09

go back to europe

hatemylife6 0

Tuesday 29 December 2009 1:16

ohh wow . youu pooor thinng :/

ClicksforClits 0

Tuesday 29 December 2009 1:17

HAHAHAHAHAHAH IN YOUR FACE THATS WHAT YOU GET!

rhialeigh 0

Thursday 31 December 2009 10:02

how in the world can you even try and say that the OP deserved this?? no one deserves all of this, and plus, cell phones probably didn't work, or were very expensive to use overseas... all i'm saying is we all know how hard some things can be to get thru, and this is obviously a very difficult in their life. they in NO WAY deserved this, or your rude comments.

Zeta91 0

Tuesday 29 December 2009 1:43

I figured it out... Your fish convinced your brother to rape your sister and your parents couldn't take it so they divorced while you were away. Eventually...the fish would be forgotten and die a slow painful death with no one to feed it. So your mother felt so bad that she pawned the fish bowl and all other related fish items to buy booze to cope with her guilt. B00M HEADSHOT!!!!!