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By Anonymous - 17/10/2013 22:57 - Canada - Toronto

Today, I came across some bubble wrap. Turned out it was a special type of bubble wrap that cannot be popped. FML

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By Epiphany - 19/07/2012 09:01 - United States

Today, I finally realized how depressed I am when I found bubble wrap and didn't feel like popping it. FML

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By MyDeliveriesCanWait - 24/08/2019 02:07

Today, I received the bubble wrap that I'd ordered. When I opened the box, almost every single bubble had been popped. At the bottom of the box, there was a sticky note that said, "Sorry." FML

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By Bigpoppa0507 - 31/08/2011 14:02 - Canada

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By BarryShitpeas - 19/09/2013 15:18 - United Kingdom - Cranbrook

Today, my enjoyment of popping bubble wrap was yet again ruined by my excessive OCD tendencies. FML

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By Jeweler - 26/06/2009 06:13 - United States

Today, my mom put some bubblewrap on my desk because she thought I would have fun with it. I'm 18. It was awesome. FML

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By Candy - 20/05/2010 12:37 - United States

Today, my mom bought me some expensive Japanese candy. I opened it, and saw that each chewy candy was wrapped in a thin, hard to peel off wrapper. After trying to get each wrapper off, I determined they were unopen-able and threw them away. I then read the box, saying the wrappers were edible. FML

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By We're still popping them - this FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff - United States - Fremont

Today, the neighbors called the cops because they heard "gun shots". My girlfriend and I were popping bubble wrap. FML

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By ven980 - 01/06/2011 21:21 - United States

Today, I had to blow up an air mattress using only my lungs. After nearly passing out from lack of oxygen, I realized there was a hole in it. FML

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By Oops - 28/08/2017 03:30 - United Kingdom - Bakewell

Today, I had a hotdog. I thought the skin was a bit tough but ate it anyway. After reading the packaging later I found out that each hotdog has an individual plastic wrapper. I ate plastic. FML

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By mc - 03/01/2009 02:12 - France

Today, my mother bought me some "biodegradable" tissues. Indeed, they melted… in my hand. FML

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Friday 18 October 2013 8:24

No one should have to endure that kind of torture.

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Friday 18 October 2013 8:26

theres a special place in hell for people like that...

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annoyedperson 25

Friday 3 July 2015 6:53

I hate that so much liars

XXX_Ehunt_XXX 17

Thursday 23 July 2015 5:02

how is this not #1 of all time of best of?

LyricaSilvan 29

Monday 24 August 2015 1:07

That's a nightmare.

luvlu444 24

Wednesday 23 December 2015 23:45

faith in humanity: dead

guttedbrit 26

Thursday 28 January 2016 1:21

Grab a hammer. Don't let it defeat you!

Luke16eirb7deneuwn1 20

Friday 22 September 2017 16:13

B-bubble wrap t-that can't be p-popped? WHY WOULD ANYONE DO SUCH A THING?!?

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