Today, I received the bubble wrap that I'd ordered. When I opened...

By MyDeliveriesCanWait - 24/08/2019 02:07

Today, I received the bubble wrap that I'd ordered. When I opened the box, almost every single bubble had been popped. At the bottom of the box, there was a sticky note that said, "Sorry." FML

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spillmybeans1 5

Saturday 24 August 2019 2:14

I would contest the charge.

RichardPencil 30

Saturday 24 August 2019 2:58

Flip the note over. I’m sure it says, “Not sorry.”

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spillmybeans1 5

Saturday 24 August 2019 2:14

I would contest the charge.

RichardPencil 30

Saturday 24 August 2019 2:58

Flip the note over. I’m sure it says, “Not sorry.”

LostSoul 19

Saturday 24 August 2019 3:09

This made me giggle. I love it!

Sady_Ct 37

Saturday 24 August 2019 13:06

I would get on to the supplier, that’s isn’t good enough. I would pop the bastard that popped my bubble wrap.

icecreamisrad 13

Sunday 25 August 2019 15:13

I’m sorry, but this made my day haha

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