Today, I called work crying, telling them that I wouldn't be able to go to work tomorrow due to my grandmother's sudden and tragic death. After hanging up, I walked into the midnight release of Grand Theft Auto 5. I had no idea my boss was also an avid gamer. FML
Collection
Black Friday
70% off something you didn't need, a stampede and a cart that crashes at checkout. Thanks, Black Friday.
Same thing different taste
Nice try
Today, I told my boss that my grandma died to get a day off work, but then my grandma showed up at the office looking for me because she wanted to go shopping. FML
Today, at work, I was about to close a big sale, when a coworker rushed over and said there was a call for me in the office. He heavily implied my mom had died, and I rushed out. After I figured out there was no call and that my mom was fine, he'd already stolen my sale and the commission. FML
Challenging
Today, I accidentally showed up 5 minutes late for my shift. My boss mercifully declared that I would not be fired if I called my mother and told her I love her. My mom died 11 years ago. FML
Today, I was bored out of my mind at work. I told my coworker he was lucky to be leaving early. I forgot the reason of his early departure was to go to his grandfather's funeral. FML
Today, while I was working my shift at the store, my girlfriend appeared and asked to talk to me. Once we were alone, she burst into tears and started sobbing. Turns out someone's dad died in her favorite TV show and she wanted some comfort. FML
Today, my father passed away. I called my boss to let him know about the situation. His only response before hanging up: "Shit, dude. Well, I'll see you in the morning, these reports won't write themselves." FML
With friends like these…
Today, a friend asked me to cover his shift at work because his grandmother died. Like any decent friend, I obliged. Later, after leaving, I walked by a bar and saw him inside, laughing and doing shots with all of our friends. FML
Today, I called off work saying my Great Grandmother died. A co-worker texted me later asking where and when the funeral was. I made up a lie and said some random funeral home and date. My co-workers sent flowers to the funeral home for condolences. The flowers were returned. FML
It never rains…
Today, I was at work when I got a call to say my grandad died. When I was walking out to my car, I realised someone had stolen all my hubcaps. FML
Bad employee
Today, I ran into my boss when I was at the beach. He told me he was sorry for my loss. I asked him, "What loss?" Then I remembered I’d lied about taking time off under the pretense of bereavement of my grandmother passing away. FML
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Allornone 35
Most people have played hooky from work at some point, but you never EVER use a family member's death as an excuse. That's just horrible. Ydi
ItsAUnicorn 27
Come on, especially he should understand the magic of GTA V
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cakefete2 31
What happens when grandma really does pass? Are you going to call in like "yea it seems she liked dying so much she came back to do it again "
gracehi 33
Reminds me of a story a math teacher told me about a student who couldn't keep track of his lies. When the student was explaining why he didn't have his project done on time, he had to point out to the dumb ass that this was the third time his grandmother supposedly died.
Trish01 23
Maybe his grandmother had already passed away before all this. That could be one reason why he's doesn't feel guilty about using her death as an excuse.
Danielle7994 18
I was actually thinking about that too 186. Just because he said it was "sudden" doesn't necessarily mean that it happened recently. Maybe a while back,she...could've had a heart attack, causing her death to technically be sudden. Doesn't mean that he made it up...I don't know. In no way am I justifying his excuse; I'm just saying there's another way of looking at this.
MidnaLink 35
Midnight Releases are extremely Pathetic. It's just a game, it's not like you needed it right at midnight.
alfred07 18
I've been to a midnight release, at the time I was going to bed later than that most nights anyway and it was a 20 minute walk away, so it's not like I lost anything.
queerdragon 20
Midnight releases usually have some rare stuff you won't get typically. I went to the midnight release of a few Harry Potter books and it was a lot of fun. However, unlike midnight premiers of movies and books, a lot of the game ones I have been to didn't have the same fun feel, it was mostly just tired, bored people waiting for their game so they could leave.
TurquoiseJesus 15
at the midnight releases for the gamestop I go to, they usually have a couple flat screen tvs hooked up to consoles playing whatever game is being released. For mortal combat, they had a tournament beforehand. Also, there is usually free pizza and a DJ, so its a very enjoyable experience, not just standing around.
queerdragon 20
I live in a really "ghetto" area, where they pretty much just hand you the game and tell you to GTFO. One year, when I went, people got mugged in the parking lot for their games. I almost got mugged, but my boyfriend drove up to the curb outside the store and I ran to the car. I just wait a few weeks and order it, or if I don't have to have it right away, wait a year and get it for cheap.
RpiesSPIES 27
Midnight releases are awesome because you can potentially make new friends, get awesome stuff (like a free edition upgrade for your game, shirt, poster), and they help fight anxiousness to fall asleep so they can buy the game in the morning. Not to mention burning out (not fully) on the game for 3h before going to sleep.
MidnaLink 35
Yeah, and you can also pre-order online and get an upgrade or promo.
MidnaLink 35
Especially at this time of year, I just don't understand the stigma of standing outside some store until midnight for a game I could just as easily drive to in a day or two and pick up a copy anyway. And if they're out, I'm in no rush, I'll get a rain check.
vodkadance 8
You couldn't just suck it up and still go to work the next day like everyone else?
cloudsofneon 5
For real! I know a friend who got it at midnight, played for hours, and still made it to work on time at 9 am.
MidnaLink 35
And they weren't exhausted????
katt_is_here 24
@ #175. Humans are so weak anymore. Who cares if you go to work tired? Nut/Ovary up and deal.
davek 36
YDI, and apart from it being not very nice, you can't use that excuse too many times. Did your boss also pull a sickie today?
Lonus 9
Doesn't that mean your boss was also skipping work?
BlowinChronic 18
The game cames out at midnight, so not necessarily.
Lonus 9
Well I guess I just thought that OP was supposed to be working a night shift at the time since he said he called work and then immediately went to get it. Maybe by "work", he meant "boss". I don't know.
DocBastard 40
Now I wonder how many times your grandmother has died for your stupid, lame excuse. You're a pathetic excuse for an employee.
jasmine2301 25
Pretty pathetic. When I read this FML I thought epic troll grandma was going to strike. Shame on you.
fatalwish 6
backfired huh? feel like a douchebag now huh? yeah.. hope so.
TheLittleBear 19
Don't you have annual leave you could have used instead? Shame on you OP, that's truly awful.
monnanon 14
if op didnt put a day off in in advance or if too many other people were off the same day then they would not be able to use annual leave.
TheLittleBear 19
Fair enough 43 - didn't think of that. :)
vibernum 17
Plus, if from the States... No annual leave usually.
monnanon 14
tis ok 49 i do payroll so this kind of stuff is embedded in my brain. it is different for every business and country though but i have not heard of one that allows you to take holidays on the spur of the moment.
igive 29
But the release date was announced some time ago, he could have requested the day off in advance.
monnanon 14
i am guessing from the fml he didnt which is why i put if.
FrankHotpants 31
How can you even say that jokingly? I love a good video game just as much as the next person but the game isn't going anywhere. I'm gonna go out on a limb here and say that GTA V is probably a little like GTA 1,2,3, and 4.
Pleonasm 36
Except you'd be wrong in a few ways.
Emily062611 6
No, it really is quite like the others. There are a few differences, but as he did not say they're identical, I think he's right.
Pleonasm 36
It really isn't. But think what you will.