By whymanwhy - 13/04/2015 10:43 - Czech Republic

Today, I went on a date with a cute guy I met at a bookstore. He stood up and said he was leaving when I said that I didn't like 50 Shades of Grey, because he, "doesn't want to be near a bitch who doesn't know her place". He then told me to give him a ride home. FML
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Cortezthe1st 23
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Drive him further away from his house and kick him out.

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devildog562 33
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If I were you I would have left my date there and been done. At least you didn't put forth years of energy and sacrifice before you discovered he's a P.O.S.

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Cortezthe1st 23
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Drive him further away from his house and kick him out.

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Sansa_fml 38
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Great idea! Show him who's the boss.

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doctorhook86 24
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#10: Yeah! And gag him with a silk tie.

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krazayman 18

bro #38 you just went 0 to 100 reeal quick

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JazzHandsFML 28
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gag 113 and put him in the trunk next to him

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man_eating_bunny 18
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Hope you said "Sorry bitches who don't know their own place don't give assholes a ride home"

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devildog562 33
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If I were you I would have left my date there and been done. At least you didn't put forth years of energy and sacrifice before you discovered he's a P.O.S.

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musoboy 22
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Indeed it's good he showed himself so early.

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petrine 17
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Agreed! Seems like she dodged a bullet there..

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thisisbutaname 38
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And obviously refuse to drive him. You're a "bitch who doesn't know her place", after all

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1dvos_grl3 21
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Fuck him and his ride sweetie, you deserve better.

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Killswitchknot 20
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Any woman who is told to "know her place" deserves better. I hope she did what #1 said.

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mtrrace 4

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devildog562 33
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To be an chauvinist asshole ?

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domolovesyoshi 33
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That's not even what BDSM is about, the slave has all the power, it's empowering not an excuse to be a chauvinist pig

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devildog562 33
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#27 Please do not degrade pigs by comparing them to garbage . I rather respect and love bacon.

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mtrrace 4

I didn't say what he wants is good ?

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photographer49 22
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#42 But you are justifying his actions, and there is never any justification for being an asshole.

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JMichael 25

Did you kick the shit out of him?

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MzZombicidal 36

If he was my date, he would have been 50 Shades of Fucked Up.

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vreid 20
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I really hope you didn't give him a ride!

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Hiimhaileypotter 52

Should've let him find his own way home.

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Bulldozer36 21

What the actual fuck? Douchey McDouche needs to learn his place.

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Corey122726 17
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Did you tell him you'd give him a ride on the new Footup Yourass Express? Conveniently located on your right shoe.

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firefox9778 20
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"Dafuk" is wrong with your English.

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