Today, I called my seven-year old son to help me with the ice-maker on the fridge because it wasn't working. Without even pausing, he turned the child lock off and started laughing at me. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was under the impression that my kids would eventually grow out of wanting to watch me use the bathroom. Instead, my 7 year-old son attempted to pick the lock so he could watch me take a shit and make fun of me for it. FML
Today, my one-year-old son locked me out of the house. I had no spare key and both him and my 4-month-old decided that was the perfect time to scream bloody murder. FML
Today, my idiot son tried to load the dishwasher while the dishes inside were clean. FML
Today, my 5-year-old son put my car keys in the microwave thinking that they would 'warm up' my car. FML
Today, my son admitted that he worked out how to make a fuse in my house's fusebox blow, by turning on all the appliances and lights in the house at once. He's done it three days in a row because when the lights go out, I 'scream and act like Donald Duck, but with swearing' and it's hilarious. FML
Today, I locked myself out and had to enter my house via the back door. Thinking I was an intruder, my 7-year-old daughter slammed a metal rake into the back of my head. Nice to know she can take care of herself. FML
Today, I went into my fridge and someone had drank all the beer. Only my 8-year-old son lives with me. FML
Today, I went downstairs completely naked to get water, completely forgetting that my daughter had a sleepover and they were in the living room. The ice dispenser woke some of them up, including my daughter. FML
Today, after far too many times of my brother stealing food out of my own personal mini fridge, I bought a lock and chained the handles together. I came back to find that my brother had responded by breaking the doors off their hinges. FML
Today, I needed to grab something from the garage. As soon as the door closed, I heard a little click sound. My one-year-old seems to have figured out the door lock. FML
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Top comments
TheRealBruce 12
oh noo!
MsSoulReaper 27
You just got owned by your son. haha
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Comments (103)
shaniadasi 9
wow thats an epic fail lol
Sniper3000 0
I'm laughing @ u 2
polishboy168 0
irronnyyy.
kaylapple 1
you must have felt really stupid for that one!
Elysian101 0
The point isn't that the son did it instead, it is that he knows about the childlock. So he can use it as much as he wants. Derp.
True_Poet 1
damn lmao that's crazy
MissyBoo13 0
haha that's embarrassing.
elbishay93 0
ummm... wow. I guess you didn't know it was there.
Calyx_fml 22
It's an adult lock.
maddie2015 0
your kid's hilarious!