Today, I called my seven-year old son to help me with the ice-maker on the fridge because it wasn't working. Without even pausing, he turned the child lock off and started laughing at me. FML
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Today, I was under the impression that my kids would eventually grow out of wanting to watch me use the bathroom. Instead, my 7 year-old son attempted to pick the lock so he could watch me take a shit and make fun of me for it. FML
Today, my one-year-old son locked me out of the house. I had no spare key and both him and my 4-month-old decided that was the perfect time to scream bloody murder. FML
Today, my idiot son tried to load the dishwasher while the dishes inside were clean. FML
Today, my 5-year-old son put my car keys in the microwave thinking that they would 'warm up' my car. FML
Today, my son admitted that he worked out how to make a fuse in my house's fusebox blow, by turning on all the appliances and lights in the house at once. He's done it three days in a row because when the lights go out, I 'scream and act like Donald Duck, but with swearing' and it's hilarious. FML
Today, I locked myself out and had to enter my house via the back door. Thinking I was an intruder, my 7-year-old daughter slammed a metal rake into the back of my head. Nice to know she can take care of herself. FML
Today, I went into my fridge and someone had drank all the beer. Only my 8-year-old son lives with me. FML
Today, I went downstairs completely naked to get water, completely forgetting that my daughter had a sleepover and they were in the living room. The ice dispenser woke some of them up, including my daughter. FML
Today, after far too many times of my brother stealing food out of my own personal mini fridge, I bought a lock and chained the handles together. I came back to find that my brother had responded by breaking the doors off their hinges. FML
Today, I needed to grab something from the garage. As soon as the door closed, I heard a little click sound. My one-year-old seems to have figured out the door lock. FML
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TheRealBruce 12
oh noo!
MsSoulReaper 27
You just got owned by your son. haha
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Comments (103)
RaineLee 5
That's cute! :)
chino627 0
12 no you're cute... but op it happens to all of us don't feel bad feel proud that ur son did figure it out cuz I would have felt bad for u if both of u were stuck there not knowing what to do
MsRandomKatie 0
creeper much?
letsgoflyakite 2
you fail at being a good parent for 2 reasons. 1: your child is not safe 2. you got owned by your son
LinTurk 4
he's not safe? it was a fridge lock for gods sakes, not a pill bottle.
ZombieeeeUnicorn 1
yeah, what is he going to do with the ice, melt it? quick, call the police!
broomhildo 19
I can see #13 being the most anal parent ever with that logic. Sheltering suburban mom here you come!
startrekker 3
you fail as well, the child lock on a fridge ice maker is not for safety, it's so that little kids dont press it all day long and put ice all over the floor.
mimmi_7 4
You are the real fail #13 , I'm glad my parents never locked anything.
hapetreefriend 1
your about the biggest dumb ass ever
doom2 8
it happens. just laugh it off and everyhing will be fine :)
BIEBERSLAYER 10
alzhiemer's is setting in really early your not gonna know your name when your 65 at this rate.
slynoble32 11
lmfao thats what happens when u try to be a douche by child locking stuff
Fahrenheit63 5
because he is cool like that :)
hzlzkgzkgzchxuxh 3
I wander what else he's been getting into
Laterial 3
Now look into the camera and say, "I'm not smarter than a 5th grader"
ilovelilwayne4 5
haha wow , your seven year old is smarter than you... stop child locking things !
SadinSherman 16
They may have younger kids,they need to child lock for
nlr 9
maybe they didn't want their son to play with it and decided that would stop him
venusmantrap 12
Funny how kids are better at figuring "child lock's" out