Today, I called in sick to work for a second day. After months of my boss trying to get me sacked by spreading vicious rumors about me, taunting me into retaliating, and generally making my life a living hell, he finally got his chance. He sent me a text saying, "yeh dont bother son ure fuckin fired." FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was feeling terrible so I called in sick to work. My boss refused to believe me and told me he'd fire me if I didn't come in. I dragged myself to work, only to spend most of the day glued to the toilet. Now he says I won't be paid for the day because I barely did any work. FML
Today, my boss called me and asked why I haven't been showing up to work. I didn't show up because he fired me last week over the phone. Then he fired me again for not showing up to work. FML
Today, I called into work because of a family emergency. My boss was understanding; my coworker? He tore me a new one because his wife wanted him to take the day off, which he didn't because it was going to be a tough day at work. He also threatened to find a way he could get me fired. FML
Today, I was enjoying my first vacation day in 2 years. My boss then called me to come in, saying it was an emergency. I got to work and got fired. Yes, my boss made me come in just to fire me. FML
Today, I called in sick for the first time. My boss said that if I didn’t show up, not only would he fire me, but he’d make sure I never find another job for the rest of my life. So I showed up to work with a bucket, puking every five minutes. My boss still made me stay the full nine hours. FML
Today, I was fired. Why? Because I called in sick on my daughter's birthday, even though you cannot "abandon work for personal affairs". My boss's favorite employee got to skip work on his wife's birthday two weeks ago. He still works here. FML
Today, my boss called me into his office. After yelling and firing me, his assistant comes in telling him he had mistaken me for someone else. He did not give me my job back, as he claimed it would make an awkward work environment. FML
Today I was home sick from work because my doctor gave me a new pill that made me throw up violently. My boss called. I thought she was checking on me. She fired me instead. FML
Today, my boss called and yelled at me because he said I was "spotted" out after I called off sick. I was out getting the medicine the doctor had just prescribed me. FML
Today, a reliable source informed me that my suspicions that I would soon be fired were wrong. Instead, my boss plans to make my life miserable until I quit. FML
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mickmac 0
How mature and boss-like
tdub1977 0
Too bad in most states it's borderline illegal to fire someone that way. Look at your company handbook. If it's a small owned business ur ****** tho.
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Comments (207)
lauraaaaaa_fml 7
Am I the only person who read the content of the text imagining a Scottish accent??
Southpaw7391 3
One word OP. Lawyer !!!!
sleepereffect 0
Unemployment insurance time woohoo. Shove that down his throat!
shoneejay 0
Wow that's sucks. But if ur really sick then he can't fire you! Do u have dr note? Lls I would wait for his ass one day after work.
dolarhyde93 5
Yeah like others have said, sounds like getting fired is GOOD for you with a boss like that. Move on go somewhere better. His loss not yours.
yssul1027 0
If boss wanted to fire you that badly, there must have been a reason unless the boss is just pure evil.
langoustine_fml 10
Pretty sure, pending no legitimate performance issues, you have a very real wrongful termination case on your hands. Specifically he needs to provide you with at least 2 weeks notice prior to your dismissal..."ure ****** fired" is certainly inadequate lol...I hope you follow up with your state's labour board, considering jobs are like unicorns in your neck of the woods.
frackhappens 3
Sounds like guaranteed unemployment, and you should get a hold of your local labor board.
Mourningstar 4
You should have known he was gonna do that if he was pulling that other shit
smashgrab 0
Don't delete the text. You'll need it when you file a wrongful termination suit against him.