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tumbleshay Veneta, United States

Today, I broke up with my girlfriend because I felt unappreciated. She found it appropriate to sarcastically say, "Oh no, how will I ever be able to open my jars?" FML

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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.

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fifi125 21

Superglue them all shut and then see how much she needs you!

Steve95401 49

She will also miss your ability to reach things on the top shelf.

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sureshadow 23

Good riddance to your ex.

jtfrisch 22

Response: "YOU WON'T B****!" Then leave and block the number and realize it was for be best because she clearly doesn't take you seriously

gintwinsmoore 20

she sounds really insensitive and like a real tool to deal with anyway. good riddens to that bitch!

davincidasecond 24

So wait, let me see if I can get this straight. You broke up with her because you felt unappreciated, okay, but what kind of response were you really expecting? Unless she didn't care about you at all (and if that's the case, then she IS a real bitch) then being dumped must have really hurt her, hence the snarky remark. I'm not saying she's right, and I don't know all the facts. But if you hadn't discussed this problem before, and broke up with her without at least talking through the problem, you 1000% deserve this response. If you did discuss this, then obviously FYL, but I have a feeling that it's more the former than the latter.

pandalover69 26

Her sarcastic response seems to explain why he broke up with her. She probably wouldn't have been so bitchy if she actually wanted to be with him.

davincidasecond 24

No, not really. From experience, I know that when my brother is hurt or offended, he tends to get very sarcastic. With some people it's merely a defense mechanism.

dc2fresh 15

you gotta realize that she doesn't NEED and you don't Need her. get over it

fmlsams 27

And...from that statement we see why you felt unappreciated.

dragonladiesfire 19

hmm...maybe, just maybe, you were getting fed up with her, so you made the excuse that you "aren't appreciated" and then when she made the joke..you took It the wrong way since you don't like or love her anymore? she could have felt very sad and instead of balling her eyes out she decided to make a joke in hopes that you would laugh or want to talk things out. I mean are you really unappreciated? or are you just thinking that? Now if she was only with you because of you opening her jars..then she is the one with the problem and you can find someone who is better for you.

EarlFug 19

Psst ladies... run hot water over the jar lid. Expands the metal. Then use a dishtowel for grip.

EarlFug 19

On the other hand, guys like to feel strong and useful so maybe just keep pretending..

Algorithm 24

Yeah, I got this impression too. Just "because I felt unappreciated" is really conveniently vague.