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By tumbleshay - 21/03/2015 01:32 - United States - Veneta

Today, I broke up with my girlfriend because I felt unappreciated. She found it appropriate to sarcastically say, "Oh no, how will I ever be able to open my jars?" FML

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By Anonymous - 29/10/2012 05:46 - United States

Today, I broke up with my girlfriend, saying I had a lot on my plate. She responded by throwing an empty plate at my windshield. FML

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By CHStennis_4 - 03/09/2011 04:48 - United States

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. Because she farted, and thought it was "too awkward". FML

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By Anonymous - 17/06/2016 03:00

Today, I broke up with my girlfriend. She was ecstatic. Apparently, she'd been trying to figure out how to break up with me for the past four months. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/02/2020 22:00

Today, I broke up with my girlfriend. She then proceeded to ask for all the gifts she gave me for Christmas back. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/05/2021 04:01

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me, because I was apparently "too good" for her. FML

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By ouch - 16/06/2016 10:14 - United States - Livonia

Today, I broke up with my girlfriend. She was so angry, she stabbed me in the hand with a plastic fork. FML

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By heartbroken - 22/01/2010 01:18 - Canada

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me, all because whenever I laugh I say "lol." FML

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By Anonymous - 19/06/2011 05:01 - United States

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me by putting a Post-it note on my locker that said, "Consider yourself dumped." FML

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By ddll - 05/09/2011 01:27 - Singapore

Today, I broke up with my girlfriend. She responded by sitting on the floor, crying like a baby and screaming "WHY?" at strangers. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/05/2015 17:20 - Canada - Qu?bec

Today, my girlfriend of 3 years broke up with me by taping a breakup note to my doorstep and ding-dong-ditching me. FML

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fifi125 21

Saturday 21 March 2015 14:22

Superglue them all shut and then see how much she needs you!

Steve95401 49

Saturday 21 March 2015 14:21

She will also miss your ability to reach things on the top shelf.

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LastResort318 14

Sunday 22 March 2015 2:08

Depends on the situation wether you are a inconsiderate bitch or just a smart ass.

shino411cute 13

Sunday 22 March 2015 4:02

I like her she sounds funny

Nevrdai 5

Sunday 22 March 2015 7:44

... What a bitch.

psychiccloud 7

Sunday 22 March 2015 10:40

You can do so much better

niksatter96 20

Sunday 22 March 2015 15:13

Hey man don't sweat it just a girl who actually appreciates you because you obviously deserve better

nerdgrrl888 5

Sunday 22 March 2015 16:50

Sounds like you made the right call!

Medhi_fml 18

Sunday 22 March 2015 21:17

Good riddance. It's better this way :)

lalaney 14

Monday 23 March 2015 0:37

Wow, good on you for dumping her. Usually when you're the one who cares more, it's way harder to break up. That must've taken a lot of courage!

Cebolamole 13

Monday 23 March 2015 2:27

You're better off, OP.

Inciter 33

Monday 23 March 2015 12:23

It sounds like you're better off without her.

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