Today, I broke up with my fiancé after he cheated on me, and he now refuses to move out of the apartment. I'm even contemplating just offering him my Xbox One as a bribe so I can get him out of my life for good. FML
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70% off something you didn't need, a stampede and a cart that crashes at checkout. Thanks, Black Friday.
Today, I caught my boyfriend cheating so I broke up with him. As revenge he threw my PS3 and XBox out of the window when I wasn't in our house. I got those consoles out of the spare money my three jobs had brought in - the same three jobs I had to get because he refused to get a job of his own. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me because he wanted to make the most of his 1 month X-Box Live coupon. FML
Today, I found out my partner is cheating on me with several women. I broke up with him but he won’t move out without legal action (he is staying in my apartment), so I’m literally stuck being around him. He’s been very toxic and petty since I found out. I just want this to end. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me, claiming moving in was a bad idea and he is the type who needs his privacy. It was his idea to move in, he had to convince me. Now we are stuck, under lease together for the next 6 months. FML
Today, I went to see my boyfriend with the intention of breaking up with him. Instead I discovered that he lost his job today and has to move back in with his parents. I can't bring myself to dump someone who's already crying about his horrible day. Now I have to comfort my soon-to-be ex. FML
Today, I found my boyfriend playing games when we have 5 million things to do, but the bastard picked me up, put me in the hall, shut the door in my face, and barricaded it with the sofa. I texted him, threatening to break up unless he opened the door; he texted back to leave my key behind when I left. FML
Today, my boyfriend drove to my house to break up with me. He only did so after I'd vacuumed the whole house to compensate for his cat allergies. I thought he was just coming to dinner. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me because I canceled my Gamefly account. Seems that was the only thing keeping us together. FML
Today, I beat my boyfriend in a video game. He promptly dumped me and told me to leave. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me because he wanted to spend alone time playing FIFA instead of having a relationship. If I ever find the CEO of EA Sports, I’m throwing hands. FML
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ThunderLightTSV 31
He'll have to sleep sometime. When he does, move his ass outside and lock the door.
Tripartita 45
It's moments like these I'd heavily consider the possibility that I'm living inside a Microsoft ad, OP.
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Tripartita 45
It's moments like these I'd heavily consider the possibility that I'm living inside a Microsoft ad, OP.
james_logan 19
Don't be ridiculous. Get out of the Office and take the Edge off. Open some Windows and look at the Visual. Get Access to a new Outlook on life. Go on, become an Explorer and Excel at it.
BaDoomes 4
Best comment I've seen in a long time, thanks :D
samwilliams800 28
Offer him a swift kick in the nuts and two in the teeth if he doesn't move out.
mattyiscool123 26
A kick to the nuts doesn't solve all the worlds problems
zaidthunder1 27
And OP would need to be a martial artist to give two proper kicks to the teeth.
mattrd_fml 31
if it's your place wait til he's gone and put all his stuff on the front lawn and change the locks. you are the one preventing him from not moving out.
klutzyduck1 24
Depending on your state's laws, it doesn't even matter if he's on the lease. Someone living at a place for two weeks is enough to establish tenancy, requiring them to be legally evicted through the civil court process. This is certainly true this example. In these cases, calling the police is a waste of time, as there is nothing they can do about non-criminal matters. It sucks, but if he's going to be a petty d-bag (the d-bag part is proven), you moving out will resolve the issue faster.
Mynxie 26
You seem to be on of the few people who understand the rights of tenents, paying or not.
Dale_shackleford 13
Az has less of that bullshit than states like California, but it's still a bitch to get anyone out, especially if he can prove he provided rent money. In all honesty though, none of that matters since its gonna be easier for op to get a new apartment than it will be to get rid of her boyfriend unless he willingly leaves. If she's in Tucson or Phoenix, there are no shortages of cheap apartments.
BabeSlave97 12
Bring a guy home and **** him loudly, that ought to make your ex wanna leave real fast
Frozen_Fortune 8
If you're head of household on the lease you can kick him out. If not, talk to your landlords about options to either evict him or let you move into a different unit.
Jabroni_Cool 9
Anything but the Xbox
ohSNAPyall 27
Worth it for your freedom.
Morigyn 9
Oh ******* hell no. No asshat needs to be rewarded for cheating. Be a shrew, poke him in the face with a hot poke, whatever, you can him out of there. But do NOT give him a present basically for cheating on you. The ******** deserves a good kick to the balls, not a console.
bobsanction 18
....... Why don't YOU move out? Wouldn't that also solve the problem?
Saercia 6
it would solve the problem OP not having to have her cheating ex constantly in her space, but it doesn't seem fair that she has to go, when he's the one who ****** up.