Today, I broke up with my fiancé after he cheated on me, and he now refuses to move out of the apartment. I'm even contemplating just offering him my Xbox One as a bribe so I can get him out of my life for good. FML
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Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, I caught my boyfriend cheating so I broke up with him. As revenge he threw my PS3 and XBox out of the window when I wasn't in our house. I got those consoles out of the spare money my three jobs had brought in - the same three jobs I had to get because he refused to get a job of his own. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me because he wanted to make the most of his 1 month X-Box Live coupon. FML
Today, I found out my partner is cheating on me with several women. I broke up with him but he won’t move out without legal action (he is staying in my apartment), so I’m literally stuck being around him. He’s been very toxic and petty since I found out. I just want this to end. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me, claiming moving in was a bad idea and he is the type who needs his privacy. It was his idea to move in, he had to convince me. Now we are stuck, under lease together for the next 6 months. FML
Today, I went to see my boyfriend with the intention of breaking up with him. Instead I discovered that he lost his job today and has to move back in with his parents. I can't bring myself to dump someone who's already crying about his horrible day. Now I have to comfort my soon-to-be ex. FML
Today, I found my boyfriend playing games when we have 5 million things to do, but the bastard picked me up, put me in the hall, shut the door in my face, and barricaded it with the sofa. I texted him, threatening to break up unless he opened the door; he texted back to leave my key behind when I left. FML
Today, my boyfriend drove to my house to break up with me. He only did so after I'd vacuumed the whole house to compensate for his cat allergies. I thought he was just coming to dinner. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me because I canceled my Gamefly account. Seems that was the only thing keeping us together. FML
Today, I beat my boyfriend in a video game. He promptly dumped me and told me to leave. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me because he wanted to spend alone time playing FIFA instead of having a relationship. If I ever find the CEO of EA Sports, I’m throwing hands. FML
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ThunderLightTSV 31
He'll have to sleep sometime. When he does, move his ass outside and lock the door.
Tripartita 45
It's moments like these I'd heavily consider the possibility that I'm living inside a Microsoft ad, OP.
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Comments (96)
LosTe_fml 19
Xbox is pretty much obsolete so it's worth it
anonymoususer070 17
If you own the place you can just call the police and force him out. If both of your names are on it some landlords will listen to your situation and take you off the lease so you can move. Hope it all works out OP!
Ayasha_fml 12
Have you tried a restraining order, or generally standing up to him? Are you afraid of him or something?
deejayharry1 11
Where do you stay?? For the price of that xbox one i'd move him out of anywhere you want
noreallywhat 17
Is his name on the lease?
CaaaaattttLady 13
Depending on which state you live in I highly suggest not throwing his stuff outside. It may be illegal. Just file and eviction notice...
Ilovemusic237 19
You might could call the police. If the apartment isn't in his name that is.
talal7860 13
Just call the cops!
jazalea8 16
Who's name is on the lease? If he is not, go down to the courthouse and pay the $2.00ish fee to legally evict him. If it is that big of a deal, why can't you move?
CaliCassanova 14
Your probably a total ugly fatty:/ sorry but maybe if you spent more time at the gym and less time playing xbox one he would have been sexually satisfied with you! #ps4