Today, I broke up with my boyfriend. I was sad, but the only thing my mom could say was, "You should have waited until I got him to mow the lawn." FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me in my front yard. As I stormed off in my dramatic exit, I realized I had locked myself outside. I had to ask my now ex-boyfriend to borrow his phone so I could call my mom. FML
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Today, my boyfriend of 3 years called my house even though I was with him at the time. He needed to talk to my mom. He asked her to break up with me for him. FML
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Today, I broke up with my boyfriend after concluding we're not compatible at all. He said he knew it all along, but he thought I was "good for all the house stuff." FML
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Top comments
dipsheep 11
Hey someone's gotta do it.
Welshite 40
Arbitrarily using your daughter as blackmail for household chores.
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Comments (93)
underthesea12 24
I hope you had to mow the lawn
ElectroThunder28 16
Wait, she broke up with him, why was OP sad?
fuckup666 17
Your mom sounds like a Nice person...
HaloeNae 15
Sounds like something my mother would say lol >_
aj96martinez 6
That's just really really ****** up I must say.
mookiemookie01 24
If he did mow the lawns first, then the break up may not have been so amicable.
jmann8811 15
I'm not gonna tell you it's gonna get better or you are gonna find someone else but what I can tell you is it's not the end of the world
awkwardology 23
You poor thing!
somethingnew72 4
LOL!
ninja_darkstar 6
Why the hell would you expect people to sympathize with you if YOU were the one that broke up with him?