Today, I broke up with my boyfriend. I was sad, but the only thing my mom could say was, "You should have waited until I got him to mow the lawn." FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me in my front yard. As I stormed off in my dramatic exit, I realized I had locked myself outside. I had to ask my now ex-boyfriend to borrow his phone so I could call my mom. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me, because apparently my mom hates him and doesn't want us to be together. My mom died six years ago. FML
Today, I broke up with my girlfriend. After breaking the news to my parents, I heard my dad mutter when I left, "Damn it, I liked her better than him." My mother didn't protest. FML
Today, my boyfriend dumped me. I tried to hide my sadness from my mom. She still noticed, and tried to cheer me up. She took me to a funeral. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. How? He invited my mother to his house for coffee with his parents, and told her. She then had to come home and tell me I’d been dumped. FML
Today, my boyfriend of 3 years called my house even though I was with him at the time. He needed to talk to my mom. He asked her to break up with me for him. FML
Today, my boyfriend of two years broke up with me. Why? He said his mom didn't want us together anymore. His mom died three years ago. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. Apparently, he spoke with my mom and the fact that she wants me dead is a huge red flag. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me because he wasn't feeling our two-month relationship was up to par with his parents' 30-year marriage, and, furthermore, I wasn't similar enough to his mother. FML
Today, I broke up with my boyfriend after concluding we're not compatible at all. He said he knew it all along, but he thought I was "good for all the house stuff." FML
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Top comments
dipsheep 11
Hey someone's gotta do it.
Welshite 40
Arbitrarily using your daughter as blackmail for household chores.
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Comments (93)
chuka81 27
And maybe OP should also have waited till he fixed the sprinklers, and maybe the roof and several other things like maybe give her a grandchild.
broski4 13
Keep that in mind when breaking up with your next boyfriend.
jcurry25 6
She might be trying to make light of the situation if she senses your in pain over the break up
dakatabg 31
Your mom rocks
mayank1 6
Well she could have used him for anything good !!
Crofty92 17
Mum, I'm going to break up with my boyfriend later, do you have anything that needs doing first?
weirdo4333 0
haha. Your mom is awesome. Tell us what else she told yuh.
midgetism 9
Mowing the lawn isn't that hard so I don't know why she's complaining.
Retrokitty 9
Not if you live on more than half an acre... Or have a really crappy lawn mower. My neighbor has a push lawn mower, now that looks like hard work
Retrokitty 9
Sadly that sounds like something my mother would say :/ and be completely serious.
Goblin182 27
Tell your mom she can blow the ex for the chores if she wants to.