Today, I broke up with my boyfriend. I had only been dating him for about a month. Thinking he wouldn't take it very hard, I invited him over so I could tell him in person. Little did I know he was going to start crying on my couch and not leave for 5 hours. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I broke up with my boyfriend. I called him about two minutes after, and he'd already fallen asleep. FML
Today, I went to see my boyfriend with the intention of breaking up with him. Instead I discovered that he lost his job today and has to move back in with his parents. I can't bring myself to dump someone who's already crying about his horrible day. Now I have to comfort my soon-to-be ex. FML
Today, I went to my boyfriend's apartment to break up with him since he's always busy, and I haven't seen or spoke to him in almost 2 months. I arrived to find out from his landlord that he'd moved out 3 weeks ago, leaving a note saying that we were over. FML
Today, I was making out with my boyfriend. When we took a break and went downstairs, he checked the mail. He had received a letter from his ex-girlfriend, which he opened in front of me. He then began sobbing on my shoulder and broke up with me. He still had to drive me home. FML
Today, my boyfriend of almost a year and a half broke up with me when he decided he wasn't in love with me anymore. We gave our stuff back, he was joking and happy the whole time until I told him I was taking back my cat. At that point he burst into tears. FML
Today, I was going to break up with my boyfriend for taking me for granted and being such a jerk. He didn't even show up for our date. FML
Today, my boyfriend called and said he was stopping by to talk. I didn't understand why he would stop by, so I asked if he was going to break up with me, he said no. Half an hour later, he knocked on my door to break up with me. FML
Today, I broke up with my boyfriend. Devastated, he withered onto the floor into an inconsolable wreck in front of dozens of people. The ribbon of embarrassment that went down my spine was too much for me to handle, so I had to tell him I was "only joking." FML
Today, I'd been getting ready to hear my boyfriend's proposal, as his friends had told me he'd talked to them about planning it. He showed up at my house out of the blue… to tell me he's breaking up with me, only to find out he proposed to his ex hours later. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me, by text, while we were in the same room. FML
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Top comments
barlessprison 16
Kudos to you for breaking up with him in person rather than by text. He would have probably handled it much worse (like crying for 10 hours on your couch) if you did that.
PSQ91 6
He's got some issues...
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Comments (165)
Bright_Lights 14
Young love, aye!
amkaye 1
you should tell him in person anyway!
salvoking94 0
no life
ptowngirl723 0
it's a clinger !
mikaylaraymond 0
well did ypu take iy easy on him or did you say it like a bitch??
xela96 0
I'm glad you did it in person cause text just hurts and makes the other person angry and confused. good job, and hopefully your next special someone is better and less dramatic :)
switchgurl20 17
really sensitive dude. 5 hrs. well kudos for doing it in person but it sucks that you had to deal with the crying. maybe he had hoped you would change your mind after the crying festreally sensitive dude. 5 hrs. well kudos for doing it in person but it sucks that you had to deal with the crying. may
fknrad 0
either he is a sissy or you have some good pu$$y
kaileigh10 2
OMG!!! The exact same thing happened to me but I was with him about 2 months.
SteelCladAngel 0
I had an ex who did this...ugh i had dated him for a month, maybe a month and a half...he didn't date anyone for a year after I dumped him.