Today, I broke up with my boyfriend. I had only been dating him for about a month. Thinking he wouldn't take it very hard, I invited him over so I could tell him in person. Little did I know he was going to start crying on my couch and not leave for 5 hours. FML
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Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, I broke up with my boyfriend. I called him about two minutes after, and he'd already fallen asleep. FML
Today, I went to see my boyfriend with the intention of breaking up with him. Instead I discovered that he lost his job today and has to move back in with his parents. I can't bring myself to dump someone who's already crying about his horrible day. Now I have to comfort my soon-to-be ex. FML
Today, I went to my boyfriend's apartment to break up with him since he's always busy, and I haven't seen or spoke to him in almost 2 months. I arrived to find out from his landlord that he'd moved out 3 weeks ago, leaving a note saying that we were over. FML
Today, I was making out with my boyfriend. When we took a break and went downstairs, he checked the mail. He had received a letter from his ex-girlfriend, which he opened in front of me. He then began sobbing on my shoulder and broke up with me. He still had to drive me home. FML
Today, my boyfriend of almost a year and a half broke up with me when he decided he wasn't in love with me anymore. We gave our stuff back, he was joking and happy the whole time until I told him I was taking back my cat. At that point he burst into tears. FML
Today, I was going to break up with my boyfriend for taking me for granted and being such a jerk. He didn't even show up for our date. FML
Today, my boyfriend called and said he was stopping by to talk. I didn't understand why he would stop by, so I asked if he was going to break up with me, he said no. Half an hour later, he knocked on my door to break up with me. FML
Today, I broke up with my boyfriend. Devastated, he withered onto the floor into an inconsolable wreck in front of dozens of people. The ribbon of embarrassment that went down my spine was too much for me to handle, so I had to tell him I was "only joking." FML
Today, I'd been getting ready to hear my boyfriend's proposal, as his friends had told me he'd talked to them about planning it. He showed up at my house out of the blue… to tell me he's breaking up with me, only to find out he proposed to his ex hours later. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me, by text, while we were in the same room. FML
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Top comments
barlessprison 16
Kudos to you for breaking up with him in person rather than by text. He would have probably handled it much worse (like crying for 10 hours on your couch) if you did that.
PSQ91 6
He's got some issues...
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Comments (165)
fmfreakinlyf 0
aw he's a keeper!!!! lol
birchknollbabe32 0
dad likes Christian pussys?? sorry couldn't resist
trollingislife 0
He was probably faking, like you did with your orgasms.
supersam100 0
next time do it on the phone
HungerGames95 13
r u sure he's straight...? lol
robert76 5
If you're going to break up with someone, do it at their place. That's their comfort zone and they'll be more psychologically secure there. Additionally, it allows you to politely take your exit rather than be stranded with an unwelcome visitor for hours.
otakuchica 4
Sounds like my BF when I tried breakin up with him after2 months. We barely new each other and I said it wasn't working...he bawled his eyes out begging I change my mind and how gE could change. I pitied him and stayed together for another 10 months. Baaaaaad choice
Audi_man_ 0
what a little bitch
poseidon1 3
Yoiu may be a bitch but payback is a bigger one
kristena103 14
Whyed u break up with him he loved u now u see that he loves u Sounds like a keeper